Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML
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Top comments
Barrientos432 5
Sounds like a win to me.
3mi1y_ 16
OMG THAT'S SO COOL! don't complain! :D
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Comments (163)
alleyx3 0
sad
StoryOfTheYear 15
happy
DudeImWayBetter 0
your gonna get so much pussi looking like a gecko
redrovaa 0
Hahah.
sammehsaurus 0
But OP's a chick...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Even more reason that they will
sammehsaurus 0
Maybe I should look into this gecko-face thing then lol:)
bravesfan112233 0
atleast it's not in shape of something else like....a dick?
sammehsaurus 0
True. Everyone would just assume she'd been brutally dickslapped. lol
3mi1y_ 16
i hate one word comments that people leave just to be first -.-
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
be paid by Gieco for advertisment =)
GothKitty19 0
wow
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
you know 30, yo just did what you just said you dont get why people do it..
StoryOfTheYear 15
30- betcha had to threadjack to get that arguement heard
ravensunnyd 0
conceler
mfmylifesrsly 30
11 - and? OPs a chick, so what? she could be into girls too. sheesh. sheltered ****.
sammehsaurus 0
51 okay wow. Really? I happen to be a lesbian. I was just saying. So no need for name calling, k?
Rawr_Doodle 0
lmfao! I laughed more at the comments than the FML
WhyTheFace4 0
pms is a bitch. op- that's awesome. I don't know why you're complaining.
mattman1994 0
I agree with 66... the second part about it being awesome I have no idea what pms is like
Meegggaaann 0
don't leave the house.
KiddNYC1O 22
59- don't expect to hear back from 51
sammehsaurus 0
77 Yeah wasn't planning on it haha
afdude87 6
yeah like the dude above said, be a spokesperson for geico :)
allie198 0
lmao well u shouldnt because u r a guy i hope.....:)
paigeatsflesh 11
I bet you still look fabulous ^.^
llcooljoey 0
you, sir, win.
alexxss_fml 10
yea seriously @51. relax yourself. the nerve of some people. 59 us lesbians gotta stick togheter. ;)
dlbliner 0
LUCKY!!
imitatingmyheart 3
well, look on the bright side. now you can ask Geico to sponser you
scotty1234 0
ha # 6 I saw you before!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I love how 51 is getting bashed for an obvious joke
redoxy_fml 0
why's this an fml?! that'd be awesome!
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
oh shit is that how gieco makes u pay for them losing 15 percent on car insurence......damn good thing I'm in good hands bcuz itsnot just how ur covered it's how ur treated and I don't think there good neighbors by progressivly turning u into a walking advertisment.
claras100 5
haha that is SO COOL
still_thinking 0
lol ikr?
rfngxhhshi 0
nothing about this fml is gender specific. GUYS CAN GET SUPER COOL FACEPAINT TOO! :p
rfngxhhshi 0
oh I was too caught up in being anti sexist that I missed the fact that OP is a chick. facepaint still roolz :D
alleyx3 0
24 they hate you too(;
Brittney_E 0
59- K is annoying as ****! sorry if i sound bitchy ._. It's my pet peeve. 66- Karma's a bitch. Pms just encourages it. OP- When you go to a Tanning Salon, they offer you stickers so when the tanning is complete, you just remove the sticker and it's there. People would pay for that.
handhugsftw 0
haha stop complaining! that's badass!
AliceStar 2
Sunburns suck. The good news is that you have an awesome lizard shaped spot on your face.
Massdebater 1
I hope 51 dies in a house fire...
rawrbrains 0
How is this an FML? I want a ******* gecko face
CRlovers123 0
lmfao.
far_east 6
das really epic. works with magic markers too, dont see why thats an fml op. having a gecko on ur cheek is pretty intense
yellowfeet 0
ydi for not wearing sunscreen on your face. you can get skin cancer!!! and everyone who says "that's cool, this is not an fml" is dumb. the paint probably covered half her face so now she looks like a freak. haha
shihtzupup98 3
uh I beg to differ. karma is what u get when u act like a bitch
JuliaM1000 10
HAHA! u failled! c(:
valdez182 0
that sucks
Football_Man50 1
good thing is that he can promote allstate.
Barrientos432 5
Sounds like a win to me.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
3- I bet gieco would pay for people to do that for advertisment. I heard on the radio a brewery gave someone free beer for life cuz they got their logo tattooed on themself. that would be awesome to get free car insurance for getting the gieco geico tattoo.
CiaranPM 0
yay first. And OP that's kinda funny.
ZleveL 0
haha :P no you're not!
987_AMP 0
hah you fail fatass
Schizomaniac 24
Says the one without a picture.
Thebloodygore 0
Says who without a picture?
sammehsaurus 0
Haha hey some people pay good money for stuff like that. I'm jealous :P
hatchet765 0
hahah just write geico (howeva its spelt) above it 1)itll make sense 2)advertising!
gcmest4ever 1
lol. :)
3mi1y_ 16
OMG THAT'S SO COOL! don't complain! :D
gggfrt 0
awesome!
Schizomaniac 24
That's pretty badass if you ask me. Well, actually, I'd still think it was badass even if you didn't ask me.