Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Egg mode activated
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
FINE!
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Didn't see you there
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Thanks guys
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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LyLa_fml 0
Wowage. That sucks.
masterofdisaster_fml 0
ya so uh whats your number? give me a call with all that stuff on lol jk
thisdaysuxballs 0
Yeah if your old enough to be grounded then your def. too young to be wearing that kinda stuff....even if you're mature for your age what kind of naive dumb ass wouldn't look out the peephole first when she's dressed in fishnets and a holding a whip? Pff you're lucky it turned out to be your dad it could have been any other number of awkward unexpected house guests
bioclock 0
#48 Of course not really. It's stupid to say "Age doesn't matter", however, because it DOES matter. Obviously a five year old child is neither physically nor mentally prepared for a physical relationship, we all know that. They are too young. So yes, age does matter. And yes, age DOES matter even when you're a teenager. There are reasons that there are consent laws for sexual relations at a certain age. That is for several reasons: First of all, while a teenager may be coming into adulthood, they are NOT an adult, physically OR mentally. Teenagers are still growing, and are not as mature as they think they are. From someone that was a teenager not long ago, I can assure you that there's still a TON of growing to be done until one reaches their 20's. Sex is a huge responsibility, as you can get a disease or get pregnant if you aren't careful (and unfortunately, despite the fact that it's common sense to use condoms and birth control, many teens ignore both of these). Speaking of pregnancy, did you know that teenage mothers are far more prone to having pregnancy complications and children with birth defects and disabilities than mothers over the age of 18? This is because their reproductive organs are still developing, and are typically unprepared to actually carry a baby to term, despite the fact that they have already hit puberty and are otherwise physically "adult". Now, it doesn't matter what I say, because if a teenager wants to go out and get laid, then they're certainly going to. But really, teenagers are still kids, no matter how much they want to be adults and do adult things.
mylifeisamess 0
72- not all teenagers are kids. i know some of my friends who are 16 and act like they're 12. i know others who are 14 and act AND look like they're 18. it all depends on the person. a kid is under the age of 13. teenagers are in middle ground, and it all depends whether they are ready mentally and physically. NOT their age.
Ordinary_Zena 0
she could be 18, but her parent's still follow the "my house, my rules" thing. although you should have stayed in your bedroom and waited for your boyfriend to just walk in....
Vonnick 0
You sound like a slutty *****, to be honest.
jayzee89 0
its not slutty if its her boyfriend. your all prudes
superrey19 0
if she's comfortable to do that with every boyfriend she has and she is barely 18 than i say she is on the edge of slutty. She's still too young to be goin all out like that. Im not saying teens that age shouldn't be doin it, but the whole outfit is more appropriate for older, more mature people. And if i was her dad, she would have gotten slapped across the face for dressing up like that and knowing that they were doing it in my house.
youhavenoidea 0
i agree w| 26 her dad needs 2 chillll every girls gonna bang her boyfriend eventually who cares if she's 16 or 36