Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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mipieislove 0
your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[
ShinkuBara 3
Am I the only one thinking the "girlfriend" is a guy?
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Comments (45)
mipieislove 0
your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[
PoopTrainDix 0
i would **** you life
chaos753159 4
No it was her boyfriend
Miss_Michaela 10
No, "Guess who was wearing it", was what she meant. As in her Dad was the one wearing it. :P
senalina 0
i would beat that little lady in skimpy cloths for taking my stuff if i were u
herbertx 0
next time you see the chick ask her if you could use her clothes
Koryissocoollike 0
why ask? she didn't
lenasaur 0
oh shi-
ShinkuBara 3
Am I the only one thinking the "girlfriend" is a guy?
perdix 31
No. The quotes around "girlfriend" raised my eyebrow, too. My first thought was that the "girlfriend" was actually the OP's boyfriend. Then I went with blow-up doll or sheep. Must. . . Go. . . Vomit.
furordei 2
I had this same thought. The boyfriend got her clothes then wore them while sleeping with her ...dad?
kile88 2
I would kick the shit out of her then and there never mind what you saw them doing she's soiling your clothes
SenGaeriel 3
I was thinking "girlfriend" equaled mistress. Did they look better on "her"?
weedking 0
I was wearing it. fml's are dumb.
kernelkat 16
The way it's worded makes me think the girlfriend is a blow up doll. Which is hilarious.
Rindalia 0
maybe the idea behind the "girlfriend" quotations is 'Girlfriend' translates into 'F**k buddy'
jchansfan 0
That's what I figured. I guessed her dad goes through a lot of partners that are barely worthy of being called "girlfriends". Then these dirty minded FML-ers went and made it sound so much worse... lmao
cabbagez 0
Dat bitch! Make your dad buy you new ones.