Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, did he give you his package?
tiptoppc 21
I gotta give you credit. It’s not often a guy will do this, especially a hetero male. However, I’ve done this before for an ex, without the public embarrassment,and one other time for a charity event at a bar (and felt/had no shame) Nothing looks more bizarre than a line of men, dolled up, sporting beards and mustaches, walking into a biker’s bar then proceeding to take over the place. At least we raised $3,700 USD for charity, anndd… I got hit on (by a female), so it was all good. Kudos on being comfortable enough to do this, even in private!
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RichardPencil 32
So, did he give you his package?
The_Real_Cvh 10
Good thing he was not holding your girlfriend.
emmalou 19
what weird fore play
tiptoppc 21
I gotta give you credit. It’s not often a guy will do this, especially a hetero male. However, I’ve done this before for an ex, without the public embarrassment,and one other time for a charity event at a bar (and felt/had no shame) Nothing looks more bizarre than a line of men, dolled up, sporting beards and mustaches, walking into a biker’s bar then proceeding to take over the place. At least we raised $3,700 USD for charity, anndd… I got hit on (by a female), so it was all good. Kudos on being comfortable enough to do this, even in private!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm not sure how wearing her clothes would spice things up for either of you. But it would definitely warrant a serious conversation.