Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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meemz 0
ditto what #9 said. seriously. how old could u be? @ #30- that's not degrading. take a minute to think about it, jackass. and consider urself lucky that u got a guy who likes that. haha.
Queenlibs 0
@#30, WTF? It would be degrading if you was dressed like that on a corner, putting out for dime bags, but in the privacy of your own house, you have the right to be as freaky as you want! Just use safety words and everything's cool
EyesofStone 27
It's probably not OP's house since she lives with her dad and he still has the power to ground her.
cobrastarshipluv_fml 0
serves you right. you're disgusting. if i was your father i would ban you from seeing your boyfriend ever again and never leave you alone with a boy, or trust you at all. how old are you? gosh, 26, you are a HUGE moron. so go ***** yourself out if it's fine. no biggie.
wolfy_fml 5
I am with most of the crowd that says that you shouldn't have been doing that. IMO if you live with your parents, don't get freaky there. And if you are young enough to still get grounded... don't do that stuff at all. But anyway... doesn't your door have a peephole? D: When I was a kid, the front door was half window and the back doors were a sliding glass door and a set of French doors. Everyone could see everything without the doors even being opened had that happened.
buxtehude_fml 0
I think it's your right to be able to dress like that regardless of what your dad thinks. It's the expression of your sexuality not his. That being said you probably should keep your sexuality under wraps until you're out on your own. And #39....seriously...grow up. Dressing a bit kinky is not whoring one's self out. And why are you afraid of other people's sexual preferences?
muse88 0
BOTTOM LINE: IF YOU ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE GROUNDED, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRESSED THAT WAY!!! All the people encouraging it are either: extreme feminists, ***** or guys that would like to tap that...
Lou_Briccant 0
I'm pretty sure that after reading what #39 said, I've lost about 15 IQ points.
cobrastarshipluv_fml 0
41-sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong a BIT KINKY??? i'm not afraid i think it's disgusting. 43- then you have some serious issues. its gross that people this age would do that.
moonshine_bek 2
Can't anyone here remember what it was like to be 16? It's not disgusting it's just something you do to please your boyfriend and she may be actually having fun too! It's just unlucky that she didn't know it was her dad not her boyfriend but i don't think she deserves it at all! And not all doors have peepholes for goodness sake!
emoverlord 0
stfu. ur a ho.
EyesofStone 27
As a 17 year old who definitely remembers being 16, I can honestly say that I would never think of doing that until I had my own place.
kharmatarget 0
i had my parents walk in when she was walking out. at least they didn't see what went on when they WERENT there. and yeah, you had every right. age means nothing, people. youre just hypocrites if you criticize age. as for that getup, she wears what she wants for what he or she likes, there aint no problem. my girl wears a similar getup and we're both still in school. just without the whip. but hey, im not criticizing that. you do what you want.
bioclock 0
#45 Age means nothing, huh? So you'd have no problems with 5 year olds getting their freak on at the playground?