Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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josieless 0
My girlfriend is 20, in college, and we've been together for 3 years (I'm 22 and graduated). Sometimes we do things out of the ordinary like this, and when she's at school or last month when we were on vacation together (just the two of us) it's all well and good. I certainly don't feel 22 and 20 is too young, in fact at 19 and 17 when we started dating we were more than capable and mature enough to make such a decision. But if it was happening at her house and her parents caught us, she'd be grounded. In a side note, how would you not check who it was? What if it wasn't your father OR your boyfriend? ....And the UPS guy just happened to be a pervert with a history of sexual assault?
josieless 0
Also.. well put #114, exactly what I was thinking. How is this bad if they're using contraception, have been together for a while, are comfortable enough to do this, and are monogamous.. and #80: Yes, spontaneity is probably the sexiest thing on the planet, everyone wins except Dad.
burlaybae 0
hot. lol at number 3.
thrall_fml 0
I call BS. That sort of outfit takes a few minutes to put on. Dad would have gotten to his car and turned around to come back in quicker than that takes to put on.
clashcityrocker1 0
how many people open the front door when dressed in lingerie with a whip in hand.... jesus christ morons are everywhere....
jthamagicshow 0
ayy im 16...how old are you and can i have your number :) lol
shauna_fml 0
#123...people who have a good sex life do stuff like this. ...But I bet she doesn't have much of a good sex life anymore.
deerlegs 0
wowww xD
xoxnicole318 0
ha. that sucks. but its amazing!
ashleey_fml 0
why would your dad ring the doorbell? dontrmal people just walk into their houses??