Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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weneedhelp515 0
Thats when you loook at your dad and say just because mom isn't as nice as me don't complain. Seriously even if you looked before openig what could you do, ignore him for 5 minutes as you rush into your other outfit. What did your boyfriend say when he got to your house? Better question. What did your dad say to him when he got to your house?
thegrandtaco 0
shouldn't this be an FML for your dad.
mylifeisamess 0
to all you saying she's too young, shut up. now granted, if she's like 12 that's ridiculous. but if she's been with her bf for a while and they're pretty close and mature and educated about their relationship, what does it matter her age. but you were pretty stupid not to check the door first.
life_is_a_hooker 0
I have to go with the my house my rules sort of deal. If you're over 18 and your dad grounded you, it's because if you're in his house he has every right to say you can and can't do this or that. It'd be different if it were your own apartment. Move out. If you're under 18... Well when I was under 18 I would've have done that myself, but to each her own, right? I don't judge, but daaaamn what were you thinking dressing down like that SO quickly after he left?! haha
gamerpro2000 0
I think that if you're old enough (for me its 18), then it would be fine, so your parents shouldn't have freaked. If not, then he was justified in it. He's your parent, and if you're not old enough for him to not control you legally as a minor, what he says goes. However, i think its very cute of you to want to entertain your BF and that you care about him enough to do that.
christinaaa_fml 0
#3, he forgot his keys. wow LMAO [:
_cassiopeia_ 0
I think this is hilarious.. I've done things like that when I lived with my parents. I was just smart enough to hide it under the clothes I was wearing. Then when my boyfriend got there, let him see the surprise slowly. Age has nothing to do with sexuality. As time goes on, sex is being pressured to the generations younger and younger. Its just the way our society works.
plus1victim 0
there's a eason for the peephole in the door.
tammy23 0
CAN EVERY ONE RELAX YOUR MISSING THE PUPROSE OF THE STORY WHICH IS FML.. ITS NOT ABOUT WEMONS SEXUAITY OR APRROPIATNESS OF AGE CHILL THE F*** OUT AND HAVE A LAUGH THATS WHY WE ARE HERE TO NOT TAKE THINGS TO SERIOUSLY
rachelforgot2 0
ha maybe try watching him drive away first! but you'd make a good stripper or something dressing that fast! thats impressive!!!!! i wonder where youll be in a few years, with the whole kinky out fits and what not.....toys are a good mix up!!!! should answered the door with one in hand! that would have been too F**** upped!