Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
noparlpf 13
They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.
greeneyebeauty9 28
They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!
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Comments (95)
cosicosei 22
Anyone else a bit confused? Were they dressed as zombies or something?
izzie321 27
What else would they be..
Welshite 40
"...zombie outfits, makeup, and limping..." Something tells me they were impersonating zombies.
YellowKettleBell 31
My screen doesn't say zombies.
noparlpf 13
They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.
greeneyebeauty9 28
but.. it wasn't dark.
guitardude69 11
It would of been awesome if she had tried to floor the zombies instead.
Amberosia 10
#12 OP is not a she. The gender sign in the post clearly states OP is a guy, which actually makes this FML even more funny.
Eahae3 12
Jeez. Calm down 26, Maybe SHE didn't see it ? Get it..
blackonblight 33
I've backhanded people who thought it would be 'funny' to sneak up on me and try to grab my shoulder, after finding out I'm a jumpy scaredy cat. Some got a vicious elbow jab instead. They never try a second time.
Helpfulman 17
Op's friends are lucky they didn't get their brains bashed in.
happyevil 10
I agree with #3. I would have gone all Walking Dead/DayZ on their asses...
martialart1st18 19
That's awesome you have some cool roommates
eyepuppy 31
Best prank ever.
greeneyebeauty9 28
They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!
JMichael 26
Sounds like OP has some awesome classmates. I would of laughed it off afterwards.
boombangboi 3
Come back out with a handgun. Now that would be the greatest prank ever.
Sandman366 6
75-Just pause and say "Hang on a sec, lemmie get my shotgun..." and close the door behind you.
elibel 16
Wow, you must have been scared to death..
PresidentNorth 16
You win most observant award.
jacob_bomb 9
I think it was a pun because they were dresses as zombies, #57
elibel 16
^
l0lmadis0n 12
Not FML worthy! That should be something to lighten up your day!!
ekaat11 17
I hope they got it on camera!
LuciaTheReadhead 9
Please, If somebody finds this in youtube i will give (s)he a cookie.
Mynameislinh 24
Haha, that prank was to die for!
jmoneys 5
Or to undie for
Ben009 13
I think this is awesome. Need people around you with a good scenes of humour or life would just be to plain.
Ki11erC 18
Scenes of humour? This isn't a movie. Get some sense ;)
olpally 33
Get a baseball bat and start swinging :)
wandering_soul 28
A chainsaw works well too, but I'm not sure a cheerleader uniform would go well with that for him. I get the feeling it's a bit awkward with the genders flipped.
aire101 16
I wish I could up vote you again #62 for that lollipop chainsaw reference.