Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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kimtheturtle 0
so your father had forgotten his keys, but why would he ring at the doorbell? he could still get in the house, unless you would have locked him out. and anyway, dont you look who's at your door before openning? i feel terrible for you though, but something similar - maybe even worse - happened to me; my mom walked in on me giving my ex boyfriend a handjob! i know how the embarrassment feels, not to mention the guilt.
Shownis182 0
Man , if I thought I looked hot like that and my boyfriend would enjoy it i would totally be on that , even if I was young. it isn't degrading herself she isn't wearing it on the street corner walking up to cars seeing how much money they have .
strawberryswirl 0
Stupid high schoolers shouldn't dress like hookers. Your fault, sweetie.
zanzibar_fml 0
that is a rad idea. could have ended very sexily if pops wasn't a n00b.
w1ngman 0
Def need to tone down the hookeresque mentality. Save it for when you have you're own place.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Despite the questionable age thing, which I kinda agree with-- someone young enough to be grounded shouldn't be dressing that way-- I'm kinda surprised by the number of comments calling it disgusting or depraved or anything along those lines. The idea of a girl being comfortable enough with her sexuality and relationship to do that is awesome. That boyfriend is lucky as hell and most guys probably would have gotten hard at the sight.
Pandarsenic 0
You, m'dear, have an amazingly lucky boyfriend. Or would've had, I suppose. Less so after that.
lilsharppiez 0
well thats crazy just make a copy of ur house key next time and give it to him and tell him to just come right in and if u hear the doorbell put a bath robe on!! DURRRR
Newtons_Cradle 0
hahaha 27!
SgtSchadenfreude 0
Sorry, but I tend to agree with #112 and others. If it's someone you genuinely care about, why not wait awhile? Besides, how would you feel if you were a parent and thought that your teenage daughter was exchanging bodily fluids with a complete stranger inside your own house? You could at least be honest with them and let them know that you intend on getting busy with people when they're not home.