Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Comments (307)
holynemesis1208 3
then your dad replied, "why doesn't your mother ever do anything like this?"
DuckOnAStick 0
Win.
Lou_Briccant 0
#26, yes, damn her father for trying to keep his daughter from looking like a hussy. What an asshole. Look at it this way, if you had a teenage kid, and you found her dressed up like that, what would you do?
thebeatles4891 1
I hope your being sarcastic
arms_akimbo 0
@ #26 My house. My rules.
musicalmandi16 0
I agree with #14 all the way. I'm 16, but I'm still smart enough to know that I don't have to degrade myself like that for a guy at so young an age. You deserved that. Learn to love yourself a little more.
emoverlord 0
shes not degrading herself for a guy? who says she cant just go dress sexy? its f*ing hott. ud hav to b a prude ho to say sumtin lik u did. prude ho.
fed_up_thespian 9
Did you actually say "prude ho"? That's like saying an athletic couch potato or a skinny fat person.
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
Even though 203 has a horrible way of putting it they have a point. There's a possibility that OP likes that too; if that's the case then it isn't degrading, just kinky. as for the age thing, I don't know OP's age so I can't really say anything about that.
blinkingstarlet 15
it's not necessarily degrading. what if op is into it?
evilplatypus 39
If you're young enough to get grounded, you're too young to dress like a slag.
mike7236 5
There's plenty of cases where dressing like that is degrading, but there's also plenty where its not.. like my girlfriend and I will buy each other cute little outfits, toys or cuffs and whips etc. but neither of us consider it degrading.. its just a bit of kinky sexual fun. And @ people who are saying she's too young.. we don't know her age, and I am sure there exist people on this earth that are older than 18 but still living with their parents and capable of being disciplined for doing things under their parents roof that the parents don't approve of! @op Lmao this is one of my favourite fmls, seriously how bloody embarrassing and awkward is that.
ODEEZY 0
She's a very freaky girl!!! XD
HellShallFall 0
Super freak super freak she's super freaky!
daysocks 0
If you're young enough to be grounded then you're not old enough to be wearing stuff like that. Though when you are, your boyfriend is a very lucky bloke.
chrisssstinaaa 0
ahahaha oh jeez, you shoulda looked out the window first to see who it was just in case! you never know
allie2590 31
You got grounded while wearing something like that? How old are you?
Isoldael 27
I love your pic
betterAdventures 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
ouch123 0
To # 30, she can still respect herself and have a little fun. If anything, at least she's confident. No big deal.