Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.
omgshaylaaa 0
uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.
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Comments (99)
MissEvilTwin 0
Lmfao that must have been a top night!
bubblybrucie 0
rude! consider dumping him!
Imaleghiwi_fml 0
You Need To leaVe him honey!! he sHould like you for who you are! you didn't have big boobs when he wanted to get with you! so tell him to such it up or move on!!
BehindBlueEyes17 1
He needs to grow a pair and tell his "friends" that it's none of their business what boob size you are.
musicgirl7 0
what a jerk. Did you tell him to put a paper bag on his face so YOU wouldn't be embarrassed? (That's what I would have said)!
NullPointer 20
is the joke that he is only 3 inches when erect? who walks around hard all the time?
tlbee5507 0
Sounds like you need a better boyfriend.
da_baddest_bitch 0
so did u do it? I hope not. If u did somethins wrong wit u.
FMLinCA 12
push up bra? water bra? lol.
bassdredd 2
sucks that your boyfriend is a total fa66ot don't feel bad