Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
gosh_mate 30
Could have politely declined, saying you were happy with your own...
keithsbooty 20
Some quality time with your in-laws!
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Comments (32)
keithsbooty 20
Some quality time with your in-laws!
gosh_mate 30
Could have politely declined, saying you were happy with your own...
fushengyuan 20
She meant well. But its so jokes tho!!!
foxy_grampa 19
I think in this instance it would have been okay to say no
bulletsinthewind 21
"No, thank you"
ssnow_fml 20
Remember, just say no.
Stooby61 18
Takes "offering you her support" to a whole new level.
Kittycorn 17
It's a test to see if you are suitable to join the family !
citrusglass 22
What if she gave you one of the bras? Then...later during sex..."hey, that bra looks familiar!" Yeah, even worse would be getting intimate with your grandma-in-law's intimates. At least you were polite.
Superbaker123 14
Why would OP know what his grandmother's bra looks like?
Fire36 8
ohhh the innocence is real with this one. no one tell him
nortwdschick 25
Maybe they were some cool, vintage bras from back in her prime? I'm guessing no, but that sounds way better than being offered some old, stretched out grandma bras. Either way, awkward!!