Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Desperate
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Nice try
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Classic lineup
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Classic escape plan
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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saleha97 4
wow, guess he liked her alot..
ICaughtFire 4
Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.
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saleha97 4
wow, guess he liked her alot..
roeallen 11
Then why would he go out with someone else? On another note, did the new girl know about the relationship? I hope it was a pity date, and that she dumped him right afterwards. (:
fakeaccountX 6
If she kept rejecting him, she definitely wasn't worth it. Did you try telling him that?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
she probably has bigger boobs.
Nadinek98 0
I'm srry Drfrogpepper
drfrogpepper 0
:)
Roadkill007 9
@real family guy : lol or implants? I guess the guitar guy had backup plans, huh? op being said plans :P better luck next time op, thanks for playing. (but seriously, sucks for op)
Rhymstone2011 0
Mayybb you just need a rebound *wink face* :D
primadonna9396 16
He sounds like a clingy loser to me, I think OP dodged a bullet.
LoveMySoldier82 0
Right. That crap would have gotten old fast. I had an ex like that, I wanted to punch him. While I was packing my stuff, he started singing
DJR_fml 2
haha
SiulEater 0
sloppy seconds ;D
eminem_lover 0
haaa
aboutpar 0
you know alot about sloppy seconds?
gigity 0
wow, that sucks OP :/ I'm sorry guys can be total douche bags sometimes. time to move on :)
FarSide 23
Did you miss the request "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful"?
ICaughtFire 4
Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.
Kesler_17 0
KaySL is a bad ass.
SydneyCrosby 0
k it's great that this is getting so much attention but KaySL chill out why u trippin over a troll? he doesnt have a life, why u proving u don't either?
DocBastard 40
Since when does commenting here indicate a lack of a life? In the age of smart phones (and not-so-smart commenters), people can have FML at their fingertips anywhere. For all you know, KaySL could be trippin' on ecstasy at a rave in Buenos Aires or partying with the Kardashians in Miami while typing out at quick comment on his Blackberry Torch. So until you have the facts, make like a tree and get outta here.
derpherp 0
I never got the phrase "make like a tree."
irockfendergirl 0
19- You have anger issues.....
SydneyCrosby 0
not just commenting here smartass. he's getting pissed off by a troll, I'm telling him to chill out. but of course u should focus on one of my words instead of the idea that I present, and what kind of a useless sidekick would u be if u didn't suck up to KaySL at the same time.
xxShinobi 0
75 - Neither did I...
DocBastard 40
Sydney, you're failing miserably at making a point here. So what you're saying is that getting angry proves he has no life? What idea are you presenting exactly? It seems to me you've taken too many hockey sticks to the head and don't have two brain cells to rub together. And "useless sidekick" made me LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOLLOL seriously shut the **** up.
drfrogpepper 0
it also always helps to know the whole story.. rather than just one sentence
ICaughtFire 4
75 and 80.. I always heard "make like a tree and leave." I guess that makes sense because trees have leaves, but "make like a tree and get outta here" doesn't make sense to me either.
DocBastard 40
Have you never seen Back to the Future? Biff Tannen? Am I the only one here who remembers that line from the movie? Anyone? Bueller?
LadyClarik 8
"Marty: What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?" I guess that answer would be "yes".
ICaughtFire 4
Sadly Doc, no I haven't :(
UrNotFunny 0
EVERYONE CHILL THE **** OUT!
MnBran6 0
Kay, I noticed in your argument, you're treating the situation as if he just left and went to the next cute girl he saw. He obviously REALLY wanted the other girl, which op new when getting into the relationship (at least that's what I'm inferring). You can't blame him for jumping at an opportunity he's been waiting a REALLY long time for, and you believe otherwise, you're either a hypocrite or one who settles for less way too easily.
LoveMySoldier82 0
@ Kay; it is not ok to **** a doughnut. Finger bang yes. ****... no. Anyway, on the other note, it isn't so much that he left her for another girl, it is that he took so much effort to woo OP and then dump her. Seriously, had he really had feelings for the OP to take such an effort, he should have forgotten said other girl. I really hate player wannabes. You want to win a girl over? Be sweet, be kind, but be ******* sincere.
mercedes3210 6
:( Aww poor you. You should have played hard to get like that one chick that kept rejecting him!
cradle6 13
Never "play" hard to get. If you don't like a guy, reject him and move. if you do like the guy, don't reject him.
DocBastard 40
Maybe if you hadn't been such a frigid, heartless bitch for so long this wouldn't have happened to you. Serves you right, dumbass.
rattusrattus 19
Trying to decide who is more of an arsehole, you or the OP's ex. It's a toughie.
JuuuusssstFML 0
nah I'll go with Doc
brittann2011 0
gees pig that's a little harsh
tjsomethin 9
More fans of Doc I guess
DocBastard 40
Tj- I have legions of hateful, malevolent, acrimonious fans. I'm frankly a bit surprised that my (obviously hideously sarcastic) comment is getting voted down so heavily. Can't win 'em all, I guess.
zanguard 0
If it's any consolation, I thought your comment had just the right amount of sarcasm.
drfrogpepper 0
hmmm? what are you even talking about
DocBastard 40
Drfrogpepper - People seem to be upset at my sarcasm and are voting the comment down and burying it. If you're on the FML app you can't see that. Obviously we don't know your whole story since you're limited to 200 characters.
Writingislife16 1
Oh my goodness Doc, you scared me there for a second! One minute you were supporting KaySL who was supporting OP and then the next you made a nasty comment towards OP which I did not at first realize was sarcastic. I suppose I should have seen the sarcasm in it because you did support what KaySL was saying, and if you disagreed you most likely wouldn't have, but sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet. Anyways, thanks for stating it was sarcasm for us slower people. ;) I was about to be very sad because you are one of my favorite FML commenters and I was afraid you had gone to the dark side. This dark side being those people who comment saying something like "hurr durr, ur lyk sewww dumb op yew deserved it loozerrr". Of course some people do deserve it, but you know what I mean. So, there wasn't really any important point to this, just wanted to say keep being awesome and having a brain and I'm sorry so many people voted you down.
kashmir00 0
believe me, never ever never trust guitarists.
eminem_lover 0
True thatttt!
fuckmylife318 0
the songs were probably about the other chick.
Doortje 30
That makes you even sadder than a rebound.
BahahahLOL 0
holy crap am I high? I thought your DP was Ariel.. the mermaid..
Doortje 30
You're high *nods*.
Sugarcannon 0
Don't worry about it 87, I once thought Doorjte's picture was Tinkerbell.
maybeeiwill 11
So he asked her out again while u two were together? You should be happy he's gone
iknowimawesome 13
Jerk. What a guy will do for a girl.
FarSide 23
OP... be prepared. When HE gets dumped, he will be back to fiddle for you.