Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Clean them off with his face
ohcoolstorybro 14
Nothing a few washes can't fix
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xoxokelsey11 5
I'm sorry.. Maybe he felt bad and washed your clothes again for you?
vanessaizawesome 8
Idk but I don't think that he did...
rainbowflag 2
my guess is no 1
MCRaddict15 15
..But he vomited his guts all over OP's clothes.
Syneriam 7
To me it seems like he did it on purpose, maybe it's a sign to get new clothes?
Anai08 17
You know, I get the feeling the kid was way too sick to re-wash laundry. I can't imagine anyone would push a completely stranger out of the way and vomit on their clothing on purpose. He might have been having a real medical emergency. It definitely sucks that your clothes got thrown up on OP, but hopefully the guy was okay at the end of the day too!
robinhood007 9
Hey 52- people can be dicks even when sick. Not saying he was but it's definitely possible.
cropper 0
Well, the kid could have been me from last night. I don't remember it, but my friends said I did it after a good night out. After a hard break up.
kelissa_fml 16
Today, I entered the laundromat with the need to throw up. I did so in some nice clothes. The owner then made me wash them for her. FML
TheEpicPies 15
How does that make sense?
AKGirlinSD 20
I feel equally bad for the original poster and the kid that puked. I can't control my puke and I've puked some pretty random places. However, if I ruined someone's possessions, I would offer them money to have it cleaned up. (I'd like to say I would clean it myself but once I start puking, I can't stop. And, no, I don't puke from drinking too much. I have an actuall illness that makes me puke often.)
ohcoolstorybro 14
Nothing a few washes can't fix
your_face 15
OP would have to move clothes covered with someone else's vomit from the dryer to the washer. It's completely unsanitary, and I doubt the kid stuck around long enough to move the clothes himself. Then OP would have to spend several dollars more trying to get the clothes clean again, all while worrying something similar might happen.
citymayer 7
Yeah after a few bucketfuls of stress tears fall..
person961 9
I hate it when that happens!
eddeeezzyy 19
^so overused, especially in the rarest circumstances -.-
cali4eva 12
11-I'm pretty sure they are kdding
Ajwc101 24
The irony...FYL OP. Try not to let it ruin your day.
MindFreakazoid 10
True, but the poor kid must've felt awful if he was throwing up his guts all over OP, F both their L's :P
MURIKKA 11
It was ironic? I didn't even notice....
aleeshttylXD 9
How is it ironic..?
EliHak 0
I'm pretty sure every one of your comments that I have read have been buried.... You should take that as a sign.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Clean them off with his face
Garyy_fml 11
Cleaning vomity clothes with a vomity child's face wouldn't help much.
shift_love 13
That's not when you clean them. That's when you beat a ************. Shall we say mop his ass up?
zoPwNAgEzo 21
7 - touché
ant1078 7
Burn the clothes!!!
iop330 22
Burn the child!
Ajwc101 24
I'm sure he didn't mean to.
YurLyfeSucks 0
More like bastardly
ravenh1979 13
All the more reason to save up and get a washer and dryer of ur own, lol
cropper 0
That and large men in a wife beatter and booty shorts.
unknown_user5566 27
I have never heard good things about laundromats. Maybe you should invest in a personal washer/dryer. But, FYL. I hope his vomiting didn't induce sympathy puking from you or other onlookers.
egc573 40
"I have never heard good things about laundromats." Rightly so. I hate doing my laundry there. Even in the winter they somehow manage to be sweltering. But this FML sounds like the laundromat experience from hell. That's just more hours of waiting and folding.
poopernoodle 5
Haha lol
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Laundromats are shady places. The people who hang out at the ones I've been to are rather...interesting. And OP sort of made it sound like it was a child who did it. That worries me if it was. Where were the parents?