Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.
omgshaylaaa 0
uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.
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Comments (99)
thegoodlife101 0
nobody likes members of the itty bitty titty comittee
Lisa89 3
This really doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to me. I imagin in worse case, the insults getting worse no matter how hard you try, until you have no self esteem left.
Allymeme 3
dump him
k9obsessed 5
You're dating a shallow douchebag. I'm sorry, honey, but that just isn't worth it. If he doesn't love you as you are, dump that ****** and find a decent guy. I gotta commend you for being brave enough to post that, though. It takes courage to admit something as sensitive as that. Good for you.
PhillyFox 0
You mean ex boyfriend now.
skyeyez9 25
huge boobs in 30yrs will sag and look like orangutan ******* and ther weight will give you back pain.
Desperation 0
Your boyfriend sounds like a /B/ro. grow some **** and stfu please. That was as nice as I could put it.
fuckmylife318 0
then dump his ass. I'm sure there's someone out there better that wont care, I am an A cup and there's guys that don't care its not all about that.
foolishgirl 0
dump his ass lol..hes embarassed of ur flat chest
kylielewis23 1
ahahah wow, what a ******. so sorrrry!