Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
allforfun 23
People like that will NEVER understand because they don't care about anyone. Sorry.
bellydancer82 15
I agree, I mean it's one thing for a boyfriend to cheat but for your own family to go against you like that is just messed up. Both are bad but your own sister having sex with your boyfriend is so ****** up on so many levels.
cheshireau 26
I'd give your sister a big chunk of blame as well. Two to tango and all that.
FrustratedFrank 12
i believe your name should end with exbf lol
Eleora 19
Wow... F that. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Proud of you for recognizing your worth and dumping his sorry ass, OP!
annoyedperson 25
I'm guessing your sister did it for revenge or she's just an asshole
Nat52482 25
I feel like even if your sister refused, he would've just found somebody else. Good decision on the break up.
hoosiergirl94 31
Your sister is an asshole, too.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
I still can't believe people's siblings do that to them, do they not care for their feelings at all?
AngelIvyBauer 4
sounds like a crappy family feud