Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
kikimiko 7
Wow your sister sucks
ConfusedCat 11
He sounds like a douche canoe.
AdamTodddBrown 11
This can easily be solved by a three way
MiaTheMartian 21
your ex is shitty and your sister is shitty, unless she somehow didn't know
janderson416 16
Tell your parents you found a pregnancy test in her room. And a drawer full of condoms. She won't be leaving the house any time soon
ollygollymolly 6
But did they sleep together before or after you started dating?
completelyhurt 4
I pounded my ex wife's twin sister a few times, while my wife ate her twin out
Twisted_Angel 17
your sister has issues if she would do something like that to you. I wouldn't trust her sorry ass ever again either. she may be family by blood, but that's grounds for being cut out of someones life if they cross that line.
brenanafish 18
Wow.
heavensfallen 13
Seriously sounds like my ex whoa