Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
darshini_ii 24
It's not your business to make him understand. Let that douche go.
TweetAnne 13
Too bad you can't dump your sister. Seriously I know there's sibling rivalry at times, but sleeping with their partner is just so low and vile.
pink_raindrops 26
Actually, you can dump your sister. I think if the OP decided to never speak to her again it would be completely understandable.
gordjess1 19
wow. Firstly he's an idiot. Secondly your sister shouldn't have done that either. How disgusting.
weatherxveins 29
Damn, here I was thinking that it's only okay to sleep with other people if they're *better* in bed..
Mathalamus 25
Nice... Dumping him was the right move, but we don't know who made the first move, and that kinda matters. If he started it, then his ass is roast. If she started it, she is in trouble.
JustTheTruth42 13
No it doesn’t matter how it started. The sister had a choice, so even it the ex came on to her first she easily could have walked away and told the OP.
pink_raindrops 26
So if he started it the sister did nothing wrong, and if the sister started it the bf didn't do anything wrong? That makes no sense, they are both in the wrong no matter who started it. It is even worse that it happened with a family member, that sister could never be trusted again.
Mathalamus 25
Yeah, well, I'm a lot kinder and more merciful than any of you guys. Hatred and distrust and all that is expensive. I'd rather just forgive. Cheaper and better in the long run. If that happened to me, I would not hate either party just for that.
DoomedGemini 38
Do you forgive thieves as well? So they can steal from you and steal from you? The point is, if you forgive they'll probably just keep doing it. Id say it's "cheaper" to keep shitty people out of your life so they don't continually **** you over.
HoobidibooFox 11
Was it definitely while you were together? If it was before (especially if it was a one night stand - even more especially if it was before you guys even met) then I understand his confusion.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I think it's safe to say that it was while they were together. Otherwise this wouldn't be an FML.
kristergirl 13
I swear this just happened to me.....
ama9466 17
Ugh same!
jimeple 12
No where in the story does it state he cheated. It could've been before they were a couple. Judgmental assholes.
JustTheTruth42 13
How? I doubt in rational person would dump someone for having sex with another unless that person cheated. There is nothing judgemental about it.
InfiniteSunshine 32
The way the FML is worded, it means it happened recently and the bf admitted to sleeping with her sister while they were in a relationship. Also, if it happened before they were a couple, although it might be a little awkward, a significant other having a sexual past is not an FML.
nwwaverider 14
Nice sister