Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
scottishoatmeal 22
I'm glad you did dump his sorry ass . And your sisters.
mrbman 3
where did it say he cheated? for all we know it was before they started together
thehylianguy 10
Idiot
tin_cup 27
Not cool
Catdragon 40
You can choose who you date and who are your friends, but you cannot choose your family.
The666Ghost 17
You most have bored him in bed for him to check out other people.
foreverfukt 15
Hopefully he doesn't start going out with your sister now...
ACSthebeast 16
well that probably means your sister is hotter and he will stay with her
zigg75 8
Depends, when did he have sex with her? Before he dated you? If he cheated on you with her then I think he's gone but your issue with your sister is pertinent.