Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
iam2fat4u 15
Smh he gave you a compliment
Grisha_fml 18
yes, cheaters are cheaters, but your sister might just be a gardening tool as well ¯_(ツ)_/¯
mikelangele 15
what about your sister? you didn't "kill" her?!
manuwish 9
good riddance
ELoni_fml 25
Wow, your sister is a terrible person!
dnissila 10
No one said he cheated. Could have been before he was with her?
SkullLove 14
I'm sorry that really sucks. Sadly he seems to be the lesser of the two evils because he at least admitted it.
smartsamsam 13
You are a smartass!?
spideryann_fml 8
Aside from your douchebag ex bf, now you know how much jealousy your sister feels about you. From now, be VERY cautious in your interactions with her...
LyricaSilvan 30
People who add "but it's okay because" to their confessions are the worst human beings on the planet. If it's something you shouldn't be doing, there is nothing that makes it "okay."