Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
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Comments (80)
minutepoet 26
Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!
stormy0307 16
While bad, I don't believe they are the worst. Pretty certain someone who goes around, say, murdering orphans is worse than a cheater.
ZGLH 11
Why is that downvoted?
Publikwerks 14
Things worse than cheaters: Nazis Orphan murderers Cancer ISIS
fakedsincerity 32
When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.
smoothies14 32
"There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness."
theoldman 22
Kite Runner! ^^
badassmf1234 22
Love that book!
cupcakesholic 10
lol
itsalanis 25
Just let him keep thinking about how stupid he is for trying to justify his wrongful actions. Like always, you're better off without him.
LosTe_fml 19
What a douche. Talk to your sister though... I feel like that that actually shouldn't happen
MidnaLink 35
Of course it shouldn't happen! What, do you live in a world where cheating is okay?
the_6_p_rule 7
Actually, yeah, we kinda do. And we learn it from a very young age from, well, everywhere. Is your S.O. not giving you what you want? Do you wish you had something more...intense? Then cheat. Hell, there's even websites dedicated to HELPING people cheat/have an affair.
SkullsRules1 26
Theres also websites and help documents on how to murder people, are we taught that as well? Actions that shitty can't be justified
KhaleesiDannie 26
I'm sorry that happened but it sounds like you've dodged several bullets and learned that your sister can't be trusted either take care OP
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. If he can't figure that out, just let him keep on wondering for the rest of his life. You have no obligation to explain it to your douche nozzle of an ex.
PaulieXP 16
Well you dumped him. That's the easy part, dumping family is bit more tricky but if were you I wouldn't speak to your sister ever again.
Lulz789 0
I think the sister thing might top the bf thing. Family is family :(
igg125 30
Good thing he was a boyfriend and not a husband.
cutycat136 28
Oh didn't you know it's completely okay to sleep with other people as long as they're not better in bed than you are