Today, I got into a very intense fight with my roommate about rent payment. She got so angry that she snatched my purse, walked out into the hallway and threw it down the garbage chute. Along with my money, my driver's licence, my credit cards, and my monthly paycheck was in that purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
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amberfox 11
Time for a new roommate.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
2 words: Anger Management
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CrazyTrainWreck 19
2 words: Anger Management
luckypants 17
Omg...what a psycho. (The only way I can think that you deserved this is if you have been the asshole, but I'm assuming this is not the case here).
amberfox 11
Time for a new roommate.
RichardPencil 32
You oughta chute her!
Sparx1_1 16
Your wording kind of implies that you haven't paid your share of the rent and makes me wonder if it's an ongoing problem. People who do not pay their rent in full and on time eventually get evicted so I'm thinking YDI
SneezyBear 27
It honestly could be either. Either OP isn't paying rent, or the roommate. Can't tell if it's an FML or a YDI until further clarification lol
chickensheep 15
Read the OP's nickname. I think that pretty much confirms she was the one who wasn't paying.
TeaRex__ 23
No, the name is referring to that her purse was just thrown away so NOW OP can't pay. It's unclear who didn't wanna pay before, but now OP can't pay since she paycheck is gone.
SneezyBear 27
No... no it doesn't. Regardless who was paying the rent, the roommate definitely will be "paying all of it now", because OP's purse is down the garage chute. So that tells us nothing. In fact if anything, it makes more sense that the roommate WASN'T paying it, because you wouldn't to say that she'll be "paying it *now*" if she had in fact been paying all along anyway.
ohsnapword 21
I'd throw her down the chute after it.
thatslifeiguess7 16
doesn't the chute wind up in a trash can ? Grow up take,a chair climb in the damn trash and get your shit! it's the 5th no wonder she is mad!
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the dumpster-diving guy from yesterday was a day early and a dollar short.
jgriff79 23
Thank god you don't have a baby!
CSSDimian 6
Go get it? It's not a black hole, there is a destination.