Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
ArtsySwag 0
Ugh, stupid "time over", I didn't want to post twice but anyways,#41- I'm pretty sure that's not the case since the the OP made this post... It's practically implied that she's the one he gave the excuse of "work" to.
aback 5
I hope you texted his silly ass back. Depending on his response, maybe break up with him via text.
shaBAMalex 0
ahaha i moderated this one :) sucks for the OP. hopefully you dumped his ASS.
TryAgain82 0
#26 Care to list out a few of your viable, alternate theories? No? Didn't think so.
Ccccourtney 0
Ouch. . . just try and think of the better alternatives. . . maybe if was for the guys?
jewelzgalore 0
#18, i third that DUMP THAT SHIT
Kx09 0
& i fourth it. dump his sorry BUTT. cheaters arent worth crap.
youfailatlife 0
Call the other woman with a lie about a pregnancy/STD before you dump him and watch hilarity ensue.
valentind_fml 0
what a jerk. F your life lol
farmgirl 3
#26 - "I think" you are a very literal person who does not get sarcasm