Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
BoboMatrix 0
Could just a guy friend of his doesn't exactly mean he's cheating...
kaylynne 0
hahha,loserrrr.
pearls 0
#23 That's actually a good point, I think you (OP) should confront him before you dump him but if he was/is cheating, make it veryyyy fun for you.
Seegtease 0
You THINK he had the wrong number? So you don't even know the meaning of the text, and you're posting on FML on a hunch? The fact that you said "I think" means you haven't talked to him about it yet, so you really don't know what's going on, and neither does anybody here. Nobody should assume cheating is happening. There are so many reasonable explanations for that text it's not even funny. Even if you KNEW it was the wrong number, there are STILL explanations. Until you know he's cheating, don't come here to complain. If you ended the FML in "He meant to text the girl he's been cheating on me with. FML" then I'd be a little more compassionate. But right now, by the way you phrased the FML, you know nothing of the situation.
jesusjr 0
Agreed with 23. He could have easily just wanted to hang out with the boys.
elloelle 0
i agree with 23, but i wholly agree with 26. that is what i meant....just a hunch. you haevnt even talked about the situation with him!!! this is not an FML...yet or not at all.
saffrongirl 0
Even if he's not cheating, he's still obviously a liar. That can only lead to bad things.
Hotness28 0
I think you should confront him before going all crazy...but make sure you can tell if hes lying and just trying to get out of the situation
Silent_Harmony 3
Hope you shoved it in his face! Hope you find someone better!
buu700 3
YDI for thinking he had work.