Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
Endymion_fml 0
Maybe he was talking about his mother or some other woman (no, not in *that* way) in his life. Ask him about it before jumping to conclusions.
toughdog6789_fml 0
He should be shot. And #74, lets see what you think after YOU'RE cheated on.
clairebear096 0
Text him back saying "yeah, he thinks he still has a girlfriend" I agree with #74. Cheating/breaking up happens all the time. Man up, kids
lowcapacityx 0
Reply : Not anymore.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
ummm..."He's just not that into you." Sorry. Drop him now.
Seegtease 0
#71: "who really needs to tell their girlfriend they are working so they can see their friends? That is pathetic and still out of line." Depends on how demanding his girlfriend is. You'd be surprised. As for sarcasm, most FMLs aren't written sarcastically. They state several facts, and are usually very plain about them. If she were sure he had the wrong number, typically in an FML, she'd say "He had the wrong number. FML." Review them. Sarcasm is not the norm, and thus shouldn't be assumed.
bitca 0
Okay, I don't get how the friends option is that much better. As others have pointed out, he still lied and I wouldn't have much respect for someone that would rather lie about something as mundane as that than just suck it up and say he wanted to go hang out with friends. Unless the OP is insanely difficult to deal with (in which case he probably shouldn't be in a relationship with her anyway), there's no reason for him to lie about working when he's really with friends.
rachelbrianna25 0
= ( @ least u found out that way, then by seeing them at the mall together or around town
alex_vik 1
Why can no one on this site work a phone?
AntiChrist7 0
you choose a cheating ass, YDI