Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Top comments
Zarcissa 34
Please tell me they were drunk out of their minds... Because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
The perfect match.
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Comments (91)
Epikatz 22
Your neighborhood must be... interesting...
ber4fun 23
am I the only one who doesn't believe this story at all? I just don't see what anyone would risk going to jail or getting fined over this.
AndrewMoreira14 19
I mean this happened in Australia so it's hard to doubt the legitimacy in this lol
oiler 21
I'd honestly like to know if the neighbor is a girl, because how would they pee without taking off their pants completley?
corky1992 33
It clearly says HER new boyfriend..so pretty sure the neighbor is a girl.
xxmollyxx 25
I take it you're not a girl, 44?
countryb_cth 38
@44 you really think us women take off our pants completely to pee?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Does anyone take their pants off completely? Other than toddlers?
nitros15 5
Wait you're not.. Well that explains the weird looks I get when using a urinals
derangedplanet 23
It's like towel hats. men just don't understand these things and they never will
Roskosity 22
@1 hey there hottie. Wanna meet up sometime? JK. See you in a couple weeks! Haha.
S0LUS 16
That is a little disturbing, I would probably avoid them for a little while. But the're probably spicing up their relationship! ; )
VanillaButterfly 14
It's a new relationship. Why is there any "spicing" going on?
shay_serendipity 29
And how does this qualify as spicing up a relationship? Though I guess everyone has their own fetishes...
ChaiseT 16
Seems like Urine trouble with those new neighbors
Ralphb05 9
Ahaha! I see what you did there!
liv1222 29
I think everyone did.
Zarcissa 34
Please tell me they were drunk out of their minds... Because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense.
pooldude 24
maybe it was a drunkin dare... feels like a drunkin dare.
ladycryptic 19
I really hope so. If they were sober thats just even more embarrassing.
dncp1972 4
Unless they are in India
asdadfhowrh 23
# 25 Urinating in the middle of a busy intersection in India is impossible because people don't follow traffic lights.
derangedplanet 23
Or it could be a **** the world vulgar thing to do....like spitting on someone's face for no reason. but bigger.
pradip 26
Yeah right no one follows rules here, coz they ain't afraid of anyone. Like 'Merica We should start distributing guns to every home to bring in some order.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Trust me. Trust me. They were on 8+ hits of acid. I know. I do drugs.
dncp1972 4
To those who didn't like my comment, the BBC site states: "Spend any time in India, and you will see men urinating in public. In the state of Rajasthan last month volunteers began shaming offenders by drumming and blowing whistles. But some argue the country also needs more, and better, public toilets."
red795 10
#25 Being an Indian, I do believe that your comment was offensive. The image of India that a number of foreigners have is extreme to say the least. Yes, the public sanitation system does need to improve, but basing your judgements on a BBC documentary may not be the best justification. People do not stand in the middle of the road and urinate. There is poverty, and a number of people cannot afford to have toilets. Even then, no sane or sober person would urinate at an intersection. I would say, visit India. Don't let a BBC documentary be the reason for your judgement about our country. I understand that you didn't mean to be offensive to a particular nationality, but certain amount of discretion can go a long way.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
The perfect match.
princessbloky 12
#yolo...I guess
Ipeh 20
Oh please don't bring that back from the dead.
Tripartita 45
What? How can you bring YOLO back from the dead? It OLO.
randomguy76 14
People have fun in different ways
MyGFisaturd 23
Looks like urine a fun neighborhood!
dncp1972 4
That's funny LOL
orphanclubber 8
Brace yourselves urine jokes are coming.
kaotic_angel88 24
they already started
CatLady4Lyf 30
And urine-vited.
purelymixed 17
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