Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML
Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML
Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML
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chunkalicious 7
Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.
Undefined323 5
FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.
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Undefined323 5
FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.
IceeCreamm 7
Kinky
Pleonasm 36
At least their experience will keep them down to earth, grounded even.
evig_fml 16
Well there is a bright side to this, free meals :D totally worth it!
AFCA020 4
#1 by the sound of it, op can't wait to lay on her back again...
chunkalicious 7
Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.
xlord 27
But to get his allowance OP would have to eat his vegetables :(
chellyX92 8
Or get a job.
cuddling 2
25- Lmao.
gc327072 31
Hell with allowance, I'm not eating any darn vegetables.
sens3sfailing 25
good comment 31- if only there were some sort of pushy button thingy that showed you like 25's comment! I guess hordes of people will just have to reply lol or variations of it until somebody solves this problem!
Sandman366 6
43: Here come the spam...hope that thing you described gets implemented soon.
BjgUsername 12
You're right 43! Now in addition to that there should be another pushy button thingy right next to it that you could click to show your dislike for his comment!!
chatoyant_fml 12
Hopefully your luck will turn around!
Stu2DPot 10
At least you're not living with your in-laws... And hey, you don't have to do your own laundry
SApprentice 34
4- OP probably still does her own laundry. She's 29.
annie_nk 23
Not all in laws are horrible. Mine welcomed my little family to live with them with open arms when times were tough for us.
boots73 2
OP stated that they are living with their respective families now. That means she lives with her parents and he with his. They aren't living together at the moment.
boots73 2
I realized to late that I read the comment wrong and could not figure out how to delete it...sorry...
RussianFox 13
OP you need to start looking for a new place to live and/or job. Privacy is a big thing in a relationship and at this rate you 2 won't get it.
feldco1 17
You don't think that he's already doing that?
lilhellian 27
Here I thought marraiges were about openness and communication.
RussianFox 13
44- Privacy of the husband and wife. Not between them.
I3eefChowFun 7
I understand that you have no privacy, but at least you have family support to help you until you can be back on your feet. Be glad for that because some people out there don't even have that much. Look at the positives and focus moving forward.
rhidiculous 4
Just focus on saving up for at least an apartment together and don't let the little stuff get to you! At least both your families took you guys back in! True love gets through anything. :)
SApprentice 34
At least you're smart enough not to try to waste money on hotel rooms and, I'm assuming, are trying to cut back on spending. Good luck with your upcoming marriage, OP. Hopefully the two of you will be back on your feet soon.
evilpokey 11
just think it's like old times and your dating again fyl
BjgUsername 12
Look at it this way: if your relationship can survive this it can survive anything.