Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, have a Master’s degree in chemistry and I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
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Comments (79)
team_garra 8
Maybe he just needs a small loan of a million dollars
burnthistown 20
Well not anymore, thanks for the idea ?
FSGInsainity 15
I... I'd buy a bottle. It just seems so stupid you need to try it.
vikky538 29
Carbonated ketchup.. Seems interesting
nightstalker94 18
That's a good idea....you better ketchup with a better idea....no? Okay I'll let myself out
Steve97 32
Just dump the loser, it's not bloody rocket science...
OrganicSistah 17
Tell him he's going to need startup money.
suffermyname 15
He might actually be on to something....
geoh0400 14
Could I drink it?
opinionatedhuman 13
Now he's not, you just gave away his idea