Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, have a Master’s degree in chemistry and I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
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Comments (79)
ColonelCusswords 24
He certainly won't now seeing you EXPOSED HIS ****** IDEA. Give it like a couple years, thisll hit the market
Dale_shackleford 13
I actually think that one of the big ketchup makers will see this and do it.
katydid91 31
Maybe it's already been done in another country and everywhere else just hasn't caught on yet. Japan seems like a country that would invent something like this.
stevenbro 6
Ok, why do people even put up with idiots like this in their lives? YDI for sticking with this cretin and not seeing him for the loser he is.
Sansational_ 18
Not such a loser when the "Carbonated Ketchup" fad diet takes off.
JpTheGreat23 19
10 years later we'll be reading this eating a hot dog with carbonated ketchup on it.
GarfieldDaCat 5
What next, carbonated ice cream and milk?
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
That sounds amazing
GarfieldDaCat 5
and dont forget about carbonated lasagna
renrioku 15
Mmm foamy lasagna, sounds delicious.
tonyfan00 38
Carbonated ketchup...what the hell is the purpose of something like that? I'm serious. No idea what that would do.
dncp1972 4
Tell him to go to the shark tank
Btdtgts 23
I'm almost positive you have a typo, exboyfriend right?
LyricaSilvan 30
I have to wonder how one could get ketchup to retain carbonation. It's not technically a liquid.
ezrajab 22
Does he have a diploma by chance in science?