Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, have a Master’s degree in chemistry and I'm still unemployed. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
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Comments (79)
voltroncmd 9
Time for a new boyfriend.
GruesomeUrchin7 10
Watch him be the riches guy in the world if u leave him
zeeman2015 22
they actually already make this. while the ketchup itself isn't carbonated, it's dispensed with co2 (plus it wouldn't hold the carbonation).
MSCCG 16
And now you've given the idea to everyone.
microbemaster 17
I'd buy it
CarouselHeart 11
And you're with him...why?
Ficu 12
"Today, my wife still doesn't want to stay at home instead of this silly job thing" Versus "Today, my boyfriend doesn't want to be the perfect breadwinner" I'm going to go with he can pursue whatever job he wishes, as the only person he's under an obligation to provide for is himself. And this includes more than earning money, such as self-fulfillment. That said, don't lend him money.
vixsin 22
But now he won't because you have told everyone his idea before he could do it!
DoomSkuller 28
Sounds gross to me but now that you posted this, inb4 someone else will beat him to the punch...
bnbhimp 10
I can't describe to you how stupid that is. Leave now before it gets worse.