Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, have a Master’s degree in chemistry and I'm still unemployed. FML
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Top comments
geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
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Comments (79)
yenze 18
I am not sure i see a real world application for carbonated ketchup.
MadeUpUsername 13
Americans...
trellz17 19
What's the difference from regular ketchup?
yenze 18
Carbonation
trellz17 19
Why do people have to be assholes? Like does it taste different, have a weird texture? I've never heard of it before today.
Sansational_ 18
Bubbles
NotsoslickRick 2
he'd be better off making ketchup flavored seltzer water
tonedef456 8
That sounds like a joke that would be on one of those Disney channel sitcoms.
Tripartita 45
Sounds like your tool bag of a boyfriend stole MY idea—*glances at OP's username* Wait, Anonymous, is that you? Why would you disclose such personal information in public?! I thought what we had was special, but here you are, telling an online community about our problems instead of me!
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he would've, but I just patented it and now will make all of the millions!
awgxkaylaxx 11
omg?
Helped 35
Sounds like you need a better boyfriend.
Luxxi 18
Oh no don't expose his idea!!