Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at the grocery store, I saw a woman rubbing her belly lovingly and said, “Aw, congratulations!” She replied, “On what?” There was no baby. Just bread. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
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Master_Beta_XD 0
How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o
null_fml 11
Was it at least a baby coconut?
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moonlight_daze 8
YDI for being ******* blind.
humorizer 14
YDI for being an obvious liar. Obviously the baby wasn't cute if you couldn't see it. Furthermore, all maybes look the same, except for minor hair length differences and shades.
GreenHacker 0
Not true. Some babies are really ugly
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
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Occam 0
#46....maybes lol
christa953 12
agree with 46...op is obviously seeking attention and wanting recognition and thank yous for saying a baby is cute. well too bad for being stupid and blind, op
528Alice491 3
Yeah, because if she were blind, that would be her fault too. Jackass.
iamturtle101 0
dumbass
callieo12 0
wow calm down........
Master_Beta_XD 0
How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o
PumpkinTarte 0
Probably the brown hair.
brinky09 0
Maybe she was black. In any case, YDI for being a retard.
crackberrie 0
haha yea i was wondering how this mistake was made... in any case, this really isn't an FML.. an FML would've been if the lady was holding a baby and you said "aww what a nice coconut"
null_fml 11
Was it at least a baby coconut?
Dydy_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHA
Dydy_fml 0
well baby coconut are green dont they ?
Synnie 0
Don't have a child and a coconut tree, okay? :c Don't "mistakenly" crack the wrong one open. If it helps, one's heavier than the other, and has a harder shell.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Hahahahahah, I just cracked up. Haha, no pun, but that just really made me laugh for some reason.
MrStongray 2
Don't worry I did the same thing haha
overkill_78 4
You, ma'am, are a coco-nut! Hehehehehehe...heh...eh...eh. I'm going to go cry now.
shoeaddiikt 0
HAHAHAHA This gave me a good laugh!!! Classic!
michellechuuu 0
total fail.
Chopperman_fml 0
I disagree with the OP. Coconuts are not cute babies.
alexgisforme3 0
lol really! hahahaha. nice