Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.
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Comments (104)
BigMoki 7
You'll get a raise, trust me :D
hlopeetz 0
haha epic joke!
Mr25_fml 14
I wonder what work will be like the next day.. Boss: "Hey Debra (or whatever your name is)" You: "....Hey Mr. Boss" Boss: "So you really wanna see my weiner?"
toryfee 0
hahahahaha. !
pandabarrel 0
I see a raise in your future.
randombitches1 0
ok here's wat u do explain to him wat happened and how ur boyfriend is lord of the douches... take his phone and delete all the "dirty" messages and then BLACKMAIL HIM!!!!!!!!!!! there maybe a raise in it 4 u.
domosumo 0
Your boyfriend is an idiot. Take a few weeks leave and tell your boyfriend you got fired. Make him feel really guilty and let him support you financially for a while. Then dump him. FYL
hallucinog3n 0
pop quiz: when did OP say she was txting her boyfriend? i'll give you a hint: she didn't. why would he change his number to her boss' number, which she probably only calls rarely? think about it. alright.
DoesUntoOthers 0
He switched himself with someone? Then he is an idiot, otherwise you deserve it for text cheating.
Raynes_worlde 0
Oh my god amazing usernames amazing comments=awesomest fml reading ever