Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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fml488 0
Report your boss. Duh
bkell13 0
Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.
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playfuldesk 0
I'm first! I didn't evan read it yet! I love anal
Starchild21 3
Good for you not everyone admits they love receiving.
analo_fml 8
maybe your boss made that call on purpose to fire you.
CosmicPossum 2
I think that's the idea, #36. What a shitty boss.
Jaque_Aze 0
FAKE FML!!! I work for a major wireless carrier and your unbilled call details are not available to get until the bill prints out unless they have access to your password for your online account details. Even if they did the details would not be available "15 mins later" to view. Also your boss borrowed your phone, called an adult line, spanked it, returned the phone, the company somehow saw the call, they called your boss and told him to fire you, he called you in and fired you within "15 minutes?" bull.
driedpeaches 0
you would be wrong, so I guess being "phone support" doesn't make you very knowledgeable about cell phones at all. First of all it was a "company phone" which of course has the password to the account. You must work for a crappy phone company, mine and my work both update the online record immediately.
QueenPsycho 0
Also, #70, where did you get 15 minutes from? OP said a few hours.
kireee 0
He said few hours later learn to read
fml488 0
Report your boss. Duh
Captain_Jello 0
I agree. Demand an investigation
evilbrent 0
what's so hard about saying "ok. yes. uh huh. right." and then walking straight up to HIS boss and letting them know what happened?
Skirvina 0
Makes me wonder how an asshole like that got to the position he did in his job. Is there any way to prove it wasn't you who made that call?
bkell13 0
Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.
justmyluck1212 0
haha thats the cheater's way to fire someone
JNewman 0
wow, what an ass
playfuldesk 0
Haha I'm the pitcher on this team
allmidnighteyes 11
Hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS Get rejected LIKE A BAWS Swallow sadness LIKE A BAWS Send some faxes LIKE A BAWS Call the sex line LIKE A BAWS Cry deeply LIKE A BAWS Demand a refund LIKE A BAWS Good lord, I hope your name is Deborah
Starchild21 3
Eat a bagel LIKE A BOSS ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
plexico 4
I hope the "I reply with lyrics" guy doesn't get mad at you. Maybe you have an agreement that you can quote Andy Samberg videos. In that case, I hope you know the words to "Dick In a Box," "**** in My Pants" and the ones about the boat and your friend's mothers. They will probably come in handy soon.
allmidnighteyes 11
plexico, if he gets mad, I'll punch him in the jeans, because this is not a case of man versus machine.
YDIBITCHES 0
Plexico I refuse to believe you don't know the entire incredibad album the boat one=I'm on a boat
RavensRule97 0
Eat a bagel LIKE A BAWWS
brendiz 0
Guess he really didn't like you FYL
caramelize 0
Your boss sucks.