Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.
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Comments (104)
mitchem 3
hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like
mushysquirrel 0
sounds like your getting a bonus!
meowmeowwkitty 0
Awkward!
lmBrown 0
sounds like ur bf has no life
Avenged7Gabe 0
he probably still has a better life than you
RayWJ 0
Let me know when he asks to meet. Then it's time for a promotion! Troll: Your BF is Gayyy. ..GTFO troll
bobateme 0
GTFO Ray... Go make a racist joke against arabs or sumthin... I keed, you spiky-haired Midget you.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.
Pshh_Yeah 4
So true, that is why I have a password on my phone.
krazy_glu3 0
so true. my hubby locked my phone for a full hour.... I woke up to find my phone locked. but I agree, never let people play on your phone.
Doortje 30
FYL for having an idiot as a boyfriend. And FYL for being an idiot yourself. FYL+FYL=YDI.
yazmi_09 3
I like that complicated math you did there, I'm impressed :P
icrossedtheline 0
YDI=you dumb idiot?
Alexxcunningham 0
Iseewhatyoufuckingdidthere
ContactSparrows 0
YDI. it means you deserve it. not you dumb idiot.
blkandredenvy 0
it should be you dumb idiot. man people are so stupid sometimes
ElectricGhost_fml 5
ahaha id be sooo mad
harry14jam 0
your hot! but u look like jail bait
newfiegirl 8
how old are you anyways 5 ? you look 12, get off here
jupiter80 0
you should be expecting a raise
randiZ25 0
she's the one giving the raise
nbk1405 0
#10 way to ruin a joke!?!
Igor_g5 0
That was my thought.
Snowstar 0
Id punch ur BF in the freaking gut/groin!
aashna 0
nice boyfriend...i bet u cant wait to see the boss tomorrow!
mitchem 3
he needs to relax he's always so stiff
AnneFTW 17
Weird that your boyfriend is the one who changed his number to your boss's... Maybe he wanted something to happen? :P
atomheartm_fml 0
Probably trying to make money, can't blame him.
perdix 31
The best part is that you are going to become the highly-paid vice president of the company and you don't even have to show up for work (except to keep the dirty texts coming;)