Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.
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Comments (104)
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
That is not acceptable behavior in a mature relationship.
DrCammaCazzi 0
Mature relationships sound boring then.
pandabeargirl89 0
You ALWAYS have the most annoying, boring, freaking retarded comments ever! This is a funny post, on a funny site. Therefore, the comments should be at least somewhat humerous. Give it a rest.
Kelita 0
49 very true that she can't post wutever she wants......but 40 very true that she posts boring comments lol but hey at the end she can post wutever she wants.
devinkc 2
I agree with 40 just because scrabble girl gets bent out of shape whenever some dude makes a fml about his uncircumcised dick.
SparcMac 0
lmao
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
@40 Do us all a favor and stop being an ignorant self absorbed b*tch ? Or you can get out of here because, as you stated, "this site is supposed to be funny". So stop bringin people down ..
DragonPorn 15
It's not self absorbed if it's to support everyone, autistic fucknut.
ltsmark 0
**** your boss
EmoLittleBish 0
change your boyfriends xontaxts
Lennsik 4
Well, congratulations, you found yourself a boyfriend who's a dumb ass jokester and a boss who's...well...creepy.
iSwizzle 4
Agreed
Whorebiscuits 4
lmao ditto, sorta took the words right out of my mouth xD
ilovewhales2011 0
love the hat ;)
FYLDeep 26
Your boyfriend is a douche-bag. And why are you sending dirty texts in the first place? That's just asking for trouble.
XxSKELETOxX 0
In Flames :)
FYLDeep 26
You know it, son.
Calyx_fml 22
You should **** your boss. That would teach your boyfriend a lesson.
yesiyes 0
yes
Avenged7Gabe 0
no that's the dumbest thing you can do retard
VitaLp 14
50, umad?
blahblahblah5_x 13
Rofl. I agree with the person above; why would you text someone in a dirty way when you're not even sure it's the right person
srhshl 9
OP didn't know the contacts were switched until after the testing happened. She thought it was her boyfriend.
randiZ25 0
I see what you did there
randiZ25 0
WTF I didn't post this here that was directed to # 4 on here his post
mintcar 10
Clearly he wants a piece of that ass.
ImLizAndImBored 0
the question is... what did the boss reply
josh5634 0
lol at your pic :D