Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.
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Comments (104)
seximexi911 10
hahaha that's awesome. ask for a raise now lol
yaknowit 0
he may give her a different kind of 'raise'... she should be so lucky!
seximexi911 10
hahaha that's awesome. ask for a raise now lol
allmidnighteyes 11
At least he didn't change them all to Harry Potter characters and you weren't sexy-texting Draco Malfoy for an hour :P
yazmi_09 3
then Draco would be using his magic wand on her
krazy_glu3 0
sexy-texting? uhhh don't they just call that sexting?
Alexxcunningham 0
I'd so do this xD
docscientist 10
She needs to put some finish on that hardwood.
kriptonite_fml 0
is your boyfriend justin beiber, a kid to be doing all of this?
yesiyes 0
no
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Fail... I hardly understood that .
nikki9tails 3
totally lol
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I expected to see a lot more " dump this idiot" comments. Is it just me or does anyone else agree?
Avenged7Gabe 0
I actually do agree
yesiyes 0
is your boss hot?(; if so,its all goood in da hood..
NoMoreRainbows 0
that's punny
dansco 25
A Win for your boyfriend ;)