Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
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SwagLikeMe 0
HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...
JillianlikesVogu 0
"Bloody aweful."
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Comments (218)
JillianlikesVogu 0
"Bloody aweful."
princess09 3
This is a fml why? lol
soozjw 2
suggest you stop singing then, it's obviously not good.
lionandthelamb61 9
exactly #5, almost everybody is good at something and no one is good at everything, shut up and stick to what you're good at, whatever that may be. YDI for being so self absorbed that you didn't already know you sucked at singing enough to NOT SING
chili10 18
sound like my family. but I don't care, I sing louder when they tell me to shut the he'll up.
suppressed08 2
I don't think I'm good at anything ^^ at all! Although I can sing in tune quite well. It actually makes me sad to think people can't do that. in a 'feel bad for them' kind of way. so FYL methinks.
imaginaryvoice 18
Then continue singing. If he asked you to stop singing out of tune on purpose, and you aren't, then keep singing.
KingDingALing 9
Tell your dad that your mom told you that he's bad in bed and that she fakes her orgasms.
hahafylop 4
boo. hoo. suck. it. up.
BallinJ 0
well take the hint
KiddNYC1O 22
17- if I was your brother I'd put a sock in your mouth, brat. =p
chili10 18
56, I was only kiding. I actually get very hurt when they tell me to be quiet. then I go to an empty room and sing my heart out. =)
chili10 18
58* my bad
KiddNYC1O 22
lol ok kool
JillianlikesVogu 0
Why are you guys replying to my post with unrelated bull?
KiddNYC1O 22
because you're probably new
MetalFish 0
#74, because you was the first post, so if they reply to yours, it makes their post come before everyone else :) I prefer making my own comment, so people can reply and converse as they wish :)
JillianlikesVogu 0
Oh, I didn't know a first comment was such a big deal...
thaprince1226 0
u cant sing boo ******* whoo
KiddNYC1O 22
83- so I was right!
Stupified 0
With the app update it's almost easier just to post your own comment and people may actually see it!
KiddNYC1O 22
Sean, you're right!
Freeze_fml 17
And with the lack of a site update, I have to scroll past you annoying douches to get to real comments. I have to contribute to the problem to state my point. I hope you're happy.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yo I just made an account!!
KiddNYC1O 22
lol @ freeze. so cold yet admirable
MetalFish 0
#101, you know this site sucks when the iPod App is BETTER than it xD
derkaderk 1
haha fhl fir having to listen to ur bad singing
omfgrofl1337 0
first comments pic is mad scary
MykeLytorus 0
canadian's are stupid.
JillianlikesVogu 0
123- My picture?
imsosleepy 9
Get auto-tune! You know how rappers do it haha
MykeLytorus 0
yes your picture is scary. where did you get it and who is that?
illmatic2 16
146- Not the good ones.
macncheese007 0
that sucks! but if you sound that bad maybe you should keep quiet ;)
skgirl 0
ha aww poor you well don't see you posting fmls must not be that bad lol
JillianlikesVogu 0
147- Uh that is me. I have tons of crazy pictures like that because that's my picture face when Im stoned,so...
nishant5456 0
I actually like it pic.. it gives people that sexy feeling lol. but can I ask who took the picture?
PizzaGuy11 0
dont tell him
hate_spoons 0
learn how to sing loser it's not that hard
JillianlikesVogu 0
175-My boyfriend probably because he is constantly taking photographs of me and uploading them to my ordinateur (computer).
zach5432 3
hey everybody. if you didn't notice. the op's dad said the op's real voice is annoying and he thought the op was singing. but the op was atcually just talking.
theCrispyOstrich 0
this isn't an fml
LightningLadyy 0
I hate when people think they sing reeaaallllyyy well and they actually suck... or when someone sings wrong lyrics and thinks it's right.
Eyou 0
why donty replies show?
Eyou 0
canadians arent stupid, 130 is stupid :)
lmfao1643 3
boo hoo retard, lots of people cant sing
princess09 3
#16, what does your comment have to do with what I said? I'm guessing your comment is meant for someone else.
that_guy_ollie 0
erm how is ure picture a fail the fluffy brown dog is clearly reciving oral sex ..>.< xD
that_guy_ollie 0
and then u have some hench disscussion trying to convince them but they still think their lyrics are right untill u show them , and after all of that they think their lyrics are better grrr.
trisha101 0
lindsay lohan in the making!
anthaz_fml 0
maybe you should stop ******** in the oven as well.
allen2020 0
Comment Moderated
omgmorganomg 0
lots if comment moderated. and op, just a tip, stop singing if you're that bad....
otheriBlair 0
quiet rude
illmatic2 16
You probably sing better then me.
xtfauthorx 0
Yes.... you never know though :/
Jstarks 0
just stop singing if ur that bad
articunoftw97 0
you must be one bad singer.
CelloNerd 0
suck it.
puffydude1 0
That's what she said.
tiffyxmac 0
lmao no vocals
romel18 0
that sucks
KelceyLoves 0
I get that a lot.
Graawr 7
Me too. :(
zamxD 0
haha same here
balldeep 0
ur hot
hippieluva 0
wow that would suck soooo much!
ILovesMahBridge 0
Ur is a place in Iraq. So yes, Ur hot, Ur very hot.
KelceyLoves 0
I have never been to ur!!
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
im sure he was just kidding, but if not, stop singing
nobody_u_ko 0
I like ur picture haha
Senseless_487 29
Hahaha, Drawn Together FTW!
gusgus36 5
hmm I would think your dad might know you well enough by now to recognize your real singing voice? haha well...sorry op. oh well!
suppressed08 2
I'm in my colleges choir and enjoy singing alot, but I'm pretty sure my family have never heard me sing:P at least not anything except humming little tunes
The_ghetto_mango 25
"alot" is actually "a lot"