tstaeger
United States
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
Olorin
Germany
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hydrate!
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Pauly
United States
Big kid
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
alexander
Longmont, United States
Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML
whoops
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pissed
Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML
Anonymous
A bit early for all that
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unforgettable
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to stop buying plastic ones. On the first day, I left it on the roof of my car while loading groceries. I remembered it when I heard a loud clunk at the next intersection. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.
FMLephant 2
can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?
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dadoctors 2
heheh first
Shookitup 0
awhh :( please disregard comment #4, my itouch tricked me.
Krajjan 9
Wait... you just twist it, don't you?
JohnnyHobo 0
Well apparently you didn't pass the test. Your not smart enough to drink the smart water. >:3
Trupe 3
No need for smart water. Get water of average intelligence. The smart ones always make you look like a dumbass.
Artsygirl90 14
lol 18! That was funny!
6969awesome 0
wat r u 3? and by the way wat is smart water? I'm Australia :)
6969awesome 0
Australian^^
Mehness 0
...isn't it just a normal water bottle? Failure at it's best.
katplayer 4
@40 It's a fancy brand of bottled water that Americans are being subjected to. Really, it doesn't taste any better than tap (in most regions) and isn't much cleaner. Really, it only pollutes the environment and makes the drinkers feel good about themselves.
catsareahmazing 0
Some of the bottles have wierd caps. They have a pull thingy that's hidden.
buzz18 7
I say go for ice mountain
hippiechick96 3
51, i thought it had like electrolytes and stuff in it and it's like filtered a different way than normal water. well that's what the bottle says.. and I'm pretty sure everything tastes better than the tap water were I live xD one time the entire football team got sick from drinking so much of it xD
Sharpie23 7
Marketing these days...
scvcwcheer 0
10% rule...
956TXking 0
dumbass
MeAlec 1
smart water dumb person
jearojas 4
EPIC FAIL
bummervacation 10
dumbasses should NOT drink smart water. lol
mixx7090 1
you should stay with dumb water
hellokittywhore 0
Smart
dragonxfly 0
twist....pull. twist....pull. don't worry R-tard u'll get it in a few yrs
Itzy02 0
txtking u look familiar???
Itzy02 0
I meant Tx***
Sports_girl4life 0
69, your right. they tell u on the bottle why it's smart water
Bloodberry 0
lol life is funny ;D
sheribb 5
haha awesome if I was u iwould buy a whole case!!!
quent10 0
well smart water isnt just for ANYONE yu know
trippin10 0
lmao 18 right on
xTexasLonghorn1 0
actually. it's pumped full of electrolytes. like powerade or Gatorade. but without the taste
xTexasLonghorn1 0
actually it's pumped full of electrolytes. hence the name. "Smart Water"
mrme442 1
Dude all bottled water is tap (except fidji)
justanothergirll 0
LOL! Thats too funny.
suppressed08 2
Outsmarted by the bottle :3
CambodianPenguin 15
Turning the cap is tough
Shookitup 0
first ^.^ and try asking a smart person to open it, wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
Fail whale
misstamz 0
haha um no!
Shookitup 0
I know, my itouch messed up!
Freeze_fml 17
Nah, you messed up.
bassguitar19 1
13, you're extremely ugly and 4 is better looking than you, so don't tell her that her joke was bad
selenagirl_fml 0
76, don't call people ugly or tell them that there are better-looking when you don't even have a picture
epr 0
Well, that's not very nice.
987_AMP 0
I think they're both ugly. Although, Selena ain't so bad lookin'. :D
selenagirl_fml 0
good or iicapain lol
selenagirl_fml 0
*one instead of or
sc95060sc 0
people put their pictures up.. open to the public; therefore, anyone with or without a picture can make comments on it. I don't agree with calling people ugly, but it's a free country.
987_AMP 0
Thank you, 104.
deathartisan 0
it's amazing that the ones who call other hot rarely have pics. but they are just ashamed of themselves I guess. oh well.
jjessen 20
I'm not ashamed of myself. I just enjoy anime and feel having it as my profile pic shows the world my interests
Ashamed_Sister 60
Since I became a member of FML I had some comments moderated or removed for my choice of words, so I know that moderators take care of inappropriate comments. But here I see one commenter openly insulting another one as being ugly. This is simply not fair to the recipient of that insult. And no, there is a clear difference between freedom of speech and insult.
allmidnighteyes 11
Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.
maskedman 9
Normally I would agree with but I've tried the Glaceau Smart water. It definitely quenched my thirst better than any other water. I think it's because they put electrolytes in it, so it's like a Gatorade without the flavor.
sourgirl101 29
It doesn't need to be fancy but not all waters taste the same. I drink plenty to know the difference in some.
superdude9856 2
true dat.
artisticninja713 13
If you got the one with the sports bottle top don't feel so bad. I had a really hard time opening it too, but I did ask someone to help.
selenagirl_fml 0
what is that?
Haha_donkey 0
exactly, don't see how water can be smart. YDI for wasting money on expensive water
jc_xox 0
ummm... smart water is just water that is purified by steam.... and it has a twist off cap like any other water.... wow.
CatEyes66 0
I don't think it's called "smart water" because it's brain smart. I think it's called "smart water" because it's healthier and it will be smart of you to drink it than others. All water isn't same like more expensive bottled water have alot of bleach and chemicals in it that was used to clean it, cheaper bottled water are usually just filtered, and haven't anyone heard that it's dangerous to drink bottled water everyday because of chemicals. I think "smart water" doesn't have all that stuff in it.
ArielTheMermaid 17
how can water be healthier than other water? water is water
DoomSkuller 28
Whether it's cleaner or dirtier comes to mind