rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
jill
Eww, roommate from hell
Today, I discovered that when I sleep, I go to the bathroom to poop and don’t flush the toilet. I live with three roommates who all wake up before I do. FML
leaflady03
Famous for something
Today, my mom won’t stop calling up all her friends and family and even telling complete strangers about my "bowel problems." Even at parties, she talks about my pooping habits every chance she gets. This isn’t what I want to be known for. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Phantom pooper
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Anonymous
Shreveport, United States
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
lizbeth
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
public pooper
United States
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Top comments
Seventytimeseven 0
Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there
intensitive 11
Do you cry after flushing away your friends?
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Comments (146)
Thefog 0
first!
christa953 12
wtf is wrong with you?? I don't think you deserve friends
NickPortrayed 0
these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me ******* crazy
skullbashd 3
he's names the cleveland
writergirl69 0
correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements
MaeeFlowers 0
#149 Your comment made me laugh. and seriously? Why would you think it wired that they don't? YOU'RE THE FREAK IN THIS SITUATION. I hope your friends never find out.
OwN3d3d 0
i think u may be the only one in the world that does that o.O
EvilCupcake8361 9
150= common sense
spaerro 8
Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.
iFizzgig 11
Takin a develyn
ohmylanta22 5
187, I love that movie!
CrazyV 22
Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting
kenleybunch 15
You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.
lolfood 24
Are you Sheldon Cooper?
ClaireXX 0
well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)
beccartist 1
a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.
caligal14 0
I concur...
monkey314159 0
Second that.
AVainAttempt 0
Quadruple that
stillxsearching 3
fifth that.
alexandraa_fml 0
Sixth that.
RustyGuns 0
Seventh that
meenz 0
eighth that.
jpgray1982 0
ninth that
CyclonePsycho 1
C-C-COMBO BREAK!!
alex_vik 1
Tenth that.
overkill_78 4
Eleventh that.
manstie 1
Uhh, you did it wrong, it's supposed to be 3 c's... I'll fix it so the combo is actually broken. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
lookatstupid 0
C-C-C-COMBRO FIX (it's the bro way) twelfth
jakeidk 0
thrirteenth
IceCubez 0
fourteenth that.
metazoanhaddock 11
I can't stop laughing @78
TheEvilOnes 0
fifteenth that
SickSickSick7511 0
sixteenth right here
kukitheaf 0
17millionth
nurgletr0n 0
eighteenth that
CyclonePsycho 1
#96: Eh, close enough.
dont_stop_believ 0
nineteenth that
skyttlz 32
21st
laurabev 9
22nd that! :P
ggrls 0
23rd that
girlygirl666 0
My next one is gonna be "rainydays79"....
HoesInaBox 0
what happens if you have diarrhea?
HeresReality 0
I agree with #5 why did you even bring this up? perhaps you should have just posted "I'm retarded FML"
wandaax03 0
hahaha! girlygirl666 wins
anonymsspermdonr 0
i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.
anonymsspermdonr 0
actually nvm, i had to name it "the slippery satan" because instead of being solid it was liquid fire
nurgletr0n 0
that is soo nasty but the names, they are ******* hilarious!
vollyball921 0
ummm wow
krispybacon4321 23
@57, it shall be named squirt.
ICallKyo 3
probably because that's disgusting.
princev 0
exactly
KatherineAnne 7
Ya think? O_o
Tuptup_fml 0
Then I'm obviously not your friend.
Seventytimeseven 0
Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there
intensitive 11
Do you cry after flushing away your friends?
DikkeMelkers 0
Lmfao.
F_ur_life_douche 0
holy shit! he flushed Johnny! o god and Billy too!
MizzMe 0
lmao... Im literally laughing right now... haha
Amortenia 0
Lol! Win.
ArielTheMermaid 17
lol 58
P374RD3D 9
Oh my god, you flushed Kenny
Scarlettkiss 8
Lol soo funny
Horney4her69 0
your group is the whole world population on this one.
GermanKat 1
looooooool #6 !!!!!!
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, get help!
ily1210 10
thats disgusting! who does that?