Today, after a recent move into my new apartment, I woke up early to study for an upcoming exam. I hadn't left my bed yet or made a sound, when my neighbor texted me and asked why I was awake. No one in the building has my phone number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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Chazzster 32
Look for a camera in your bedroom.
Chazzster 32
Once you find the camera you will have evidence to break your lease and press charges.
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Comments (27)
Chazzster 32
Look for a camera in your bedroom.
sutima 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, you can't claim that your neighbour texted you AND that no one in your building has your number..
ASLGabby 9
That's partly why it's creepy. S(he) didn't give out his/her number, yet someone had it
sororitytaylor 24
Fine, no one in the building SHOULD have his number.
Nonexistentguy 7
Does your neighbor happen to be a Russian spy?
Chazzster 32
Once you find the camera you will have evidence to break your lease and press charges.
Sharall 10
That's frightening as hell!
moonlight77 28
Wow, that is way to creepy, OP. We definitely need a follow up to this..
OhPuhleeze 23
Probably the neighbour is your real estate agent.
YveltalLugia 17
Even then, he shouldn't know your number and what you're doing at that moment.
LyricaSilvan 30
No one except your stalker neighbor, apparently.
Robyn Madrak Plant 3
How did you know it was your neighbor that texted you?
Lalala579121 28
Maybe OP was stalking their neighbor first and has his/her number.
novdestiny 23
question seconded.
alaina1104 11
They could have said in the text that they were OP's neighbor
jcash52426 5
Time to find a new apt