blonde moment
Today, while talking to a friend, I momentarily forgot the word for archery and instead called it, “Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
arrow
Pomona, United States
Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
lexiiiiiiweee
United States
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Anonymous
Ballshot
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Razor sharp focus
Today, my husband spent all day on Skyrim trying out trick archery shots, things like shooting the butterflies, shooting a running rabbit, shooting himself by firing into the air. Meanwhile, I’d been at work, the kitchen was a mess, he didn’t walk the dog, and he missed my Amazon delivery. FML
BCBUDDY
United States
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
ke
United States
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Anonymous
Veldhoven, Netherlands
Right in the miniature tree
Today, my parents got mad at me because I laughed when they called the bullseye "bonsai" while watching darts. They've always thought it was bonsai. FML
Anonymous
Don't panic!
Today, I had a meeting with our partner company from Japan. I was instructed beforehand on bowing but when the time came I panicked, stood way too close, and headbutted their boss in the boobs. I was “politely” asked to leave the meeting. I’m so embarrassed. FML
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Yudith 28
From now on, I will always call archery "Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu".
MidnaLink 35
You. I like you.
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Yudith 28
From now on, I will always call archery "Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu".
MidnaLink 35
You. I like you.
RichardPencil 32
I call it Hunger Games Guns
TxKitten79 10
Stuff like that happens to me. Ince my husband or friends laughingly give me the right word, I just say, "Yes! Thank you. Words hard."
Chris Cowperthwait 4
fun fact a master of archery is referred to as a toxophilite
alycion 39
I’m laughing so hard. With my concussion my word loss is worse than normal from my meds. I’ve been coming up with good ones. But you have topped them all. Take a bow.
Jonkbaby 23
that is so adorable
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
this doesnt even make sense!
Jjjjjjjam24 3
Weeb
Maks Lesniewski 7
As a die-hard Naruto fan, I laughed at this so hard!