Today, I found out my husband hasn't paid the mortgage in 3 months. We have a joint account, but it has always been his job to pay the bills. We are in the process of selling our house, and when I asked him about it he said, "Why are you stressing? We're selling anyways." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I went to the bank to figure out why our loan process has been such a pain in the ass, and why we can never get in contact with our lender. The bank said he quit last week. Guess he didn't think to tell anyone. FML
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
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John Bigger 3
Find a divorce lawyer quick My first wife did the same scam
tounces7 28
Wow he's a special kind of stupid clearly. So you could lose the house and any equity and your credit score will take a huge hit at the same time so you'll have a harder time getting another house. Maybe marry someone smarter next time? I mean does he hide his idiocy that well?
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Comments (6)
Warp1978 15
Sooooo, where's the money gone?
John Bigger 3
Find a divorce lawyer quick My first wife did the same scam
tounces7 28
Wow he's a special kind of stupid clearly. So you could lose the house and any equity and your credit score will take a huge hit at the same time so you'll have a harder time getting another house. Maybe marry someone smarter next time? I mean does he hide his idiocy that well?
RichardPencil 32
If you are going to be buying your next house with the cash you'll net from selling the current one, he might be using rich folks economics. Run up a big debt and don't pay it -- rich people call that "leverage."
DoctorPALO 14
If he's always been an idiot (chances are high), possibly YDI.
Brightside86 31
He must be very handsome.