Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
Wear a diaper and push through it
ohsnapword 21
Man, what is everyone on this site eating that's giving them explosive diarrhea?
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Comments (16)
interesting33 37
that truly truly sucks. I know it is too late now as the day will have passed, butI would have recommended emailing them you are unwell but as soon as you are better to arrange a time because you will blow their minds. It would be bold. Also, how's the job searching going? I'm looking too. Please update
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
The interviewer would've just told them not to bother and moved into someone else
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Wear a diaper and push through it
Glowworm56 27
Have an interview on the loo!
ohsnapword 21
Man, what is everyone on this site eating that's giving them explosive diarrhea?
Jemima Rose 3
just get some gastro stop.. it works fairly quickly!
Chazzster 32
My wife gets diarrhea whenever she is nervous or upset. It’s possible this particular case is psychological like my wife gets. And there are flu-like illnesses that hit around this time of year - so it could be either. OP - There are anti-diarrhea over the counter medications that help. Get one and go to the interview.
ViviMage 40
Imodium is your friend here!