Social media was a mistake
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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TheHarvest 7
thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
mansen 15
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...
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Comments (86)
Psykotix 4
How very shitty.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Just like this pun.
Gvfell 9
Oh crap, this guy has a shitty life.
slam4691 2
That's kinda crappy
Pwn17 25
Do people really still think this joke is funny?
TheHarvest 7
thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
Jemm_fml 29
Even when you can't take a shit. I'm telling you, I'm scared for the generation that comes next.
perdix 31
#3, no, everyone only knows what you are dumb enough to tell them. (And what you get photographed/videotaped doing ;) )
AngelSpit 18
I don't know about OP but every time I use something that crosses over with Facebook it always asks for my permission to share and who to share with... so really you have only yourself to blame for not taking the extra few precautionary clicks
mansen 15
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...
silentxninja 13
Yes, but if they are really her friends, hopefully they will understand that with irritable bowel syndrome, those types of things can't really be controlled, and they won't be upset with OP because of it.
mpsteve137 15
I guess making another shitty pun would be redundant. OP, you better butt out of that group... Eh
eMurpH 9
What a shitty mishap.
iAlissa 34
You'd think after the first two shit puns were buried that people would shut up with them. Nope.
therealslim 15
".. after the first two shit puns.." I see what you did there, sneaky hypocrite
iAlissa 34
Whoa I didn't even mean to do that. I'm a unknowing hypocrite! D:
therealslim 15
It's alright. Shit happens... :D
ilovefall10 21
Don't worry OP, I know your pain. IBS sucks.
xxsadie03xx 7
Totally agree. I was diagnosed in 7/08 .. It has its moments but I try to control it as best I can.
Coeliacchic93 21
I was diagnosed 2004 however I'm also coeliac and awaiting investigation for other issues, anyone diagnosed with IBS I would highly recommend getting tested for coeliac disease as it can often get misdiagnosed. Good luck all
xxsadie03xx 7
I had an endo / colonoscopy last year .. Was not fun doing that. They did tests and samples. Came back normal for everything.. Just gotta watch what i eat
oNisao 21
YDI. Facebook..*facedesk*. Idk why people gotta connect everything to fb and share everything on fb. -.^
Danielle7994 18
I don't think OP did it on purpose. Some sites ask for certain rights to post things on your fb wall. So it is possible she accidentally clicked yes. That or fb required it. Kind of like how most sites require you to log in with a facebook or twitter account before accessing the site/becoming a member.
SMHsohard 22
And that's the prime reason I don't belong to a lot of sites anymore. Hopefully OP can go back and remove the Facebook notifications, otherwise, I'm sure there are other support groups out there that don't require you to make everything public. Try asking your doctor or check with a local hospital, they usually have that kind of information.
oNisao 21
True true, in that case the support group is not smart If they think people will want to share such things as op's issue... Isn't it obvious ppl want to keep those stuff to themselves.
Ameel_fml 19
Facebook is great if you want to keep in touch with friends or find like-minded people in help groups (like the OP). Not everybody has available access to things like that, so it's great that those sorts of things can be done online. But it sucks that SO MANY things link back to Facebook. You've got to be careful where you comment, what you like, etc...because it can all end up being linked to your Facebook.
Iclickalot 2
Try again.
UberNova 18
Sites always request that you confirm that they are allowed to link to your facebook account, so you must've overlooked it. To be safe, log out of your facebook account when doing embarrassing things because it asks you to log in to link it, then you will know.
bfsd42 20
Log out of Facebook!!!!!!!!! That's about the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Axipiter 24
You're new here, aren't you?