Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Top comments
Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Comments (93)
JarheadX_fml 0
fat bitch. work out. you disgust me
danielley96 0
that is soooo mean!!!
my_user_name 7
He does have a good point... it SOUNDED like a burn but really it's obvious he meant that he's attracted to you even though you aren't perfect. That's a good thing! Just stop being so self-concious.
krysxkatastrophe 14
in the words of my cousin: double chins are in.
LateNightTaco 0
to which you responded with a good kick to his happy sack, I hope.
jacetopia96 1
<--- You qualify as two of the selections in the chart.
taintedtruffle 42
i see no chart .......
wafflesgirl24 0
what a douche! dump his ass!!! :|
jcdiva7 0
What an ass
kenzey4 2
um... then put down the cookies and eat a salad :P
CanadianNarwhal 13
I was self concious about my stomach at one point. I started running. Guess what? I'm not fat anymore.