Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Comments (93)
Neopopulas 9
Could always have made you lie face down all the time. At least he was honest.
coreysmith 0
FATTY!!!!!
tonnyfong 3
Double chin is scarier.
DirtyShisno 0
Get over it. If your fat then he already knows it. And if you don't want to be fat, then eat right and go to the gym.
redhedsaysrawr 18
dont let some asshole pressure you to do things you dont want to do OP! You do stuff when your ready... its no fun if you didnt want to in the first place anyways... i sound like a damn parent... ugh... but its the truth...
nightrose0087 10
Hahahaha Yeah dump his sorry ass.
ZombieBronyParty 0
Someone needs to be single...
syed121417 22
I don't think the he is an asshole at all. He accepts her and think she is beautiful for who she is. Just because he acknowledges that she might be fat or bigger, doesn't mean he sees it as negative. I feel like society has this notion that considering someone fat is never a good thing and it's an insult. But some people are fat, that's true, but what we need to change is our acceptance of fat and take away its negative connotation. Maybe he thinks OP's double chin is hot or cute. Which is awesome, OP, you got a great guy.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
No, he is an asshole. First of all, OP said he was pressuring her which is problematic from the get go. I think she then had to try and make reasons as to why, which may have also been true, such as having a little low-self esteem. Just because he says she has a double chin and doesn't repulse him, doesn't mean squat. Maybe he just wants to get in her pants. Which is not awesome. OP has not got a great guy.
Luke1989 4
Nobody deserves to be with someone like that