Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Comments (93)
magiczipperman 0
hahahhaahaha beat. a lot of girls have this problem, ive experience theyre all self concious about their stomachs which i think is a little stupid. a guy is not going to focus on a girls stomach if hes plowing her.
Lady_Slim_Shady 0
im belly is the cutest thing ever!!!!! : )
dam01_fml 0
awwww i have the exaaaaact same problem, i hate my stomach and always cover it up during intimacy, try wearing a singlet or something, he should respect how u feel and u'll feel better about being intimate with him.
feed_the_ducks 0
He could have been more smooth about things but come on OP, he clearly accepts you for your flaws, be happy.
HiImAlex 0
i would have lol'd but i have a penis, so that might be why xD
diamond9638 0
Wowww
Andrewl_FML 0
I think you should just harden up and deal with it. He might feel just the same about himself but he's not fussed because he loves you. You should do the same thing back.
vanessa_d15 0
:O i always tell my boyfriend I'm self-conscious about my stomach & love handles so I don't want him to touch them but he just tells me he thinks they are fine & loves them! that was not cool for your boyfriend to kick you while you're down like that.
Nighta9 0
geez that guys never heard of lip service
PurpleSharpie989 0
Whew! Pressuring you AND calling you ugly. What a BF.