Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Comments (93)
Cecile_ 0
Wow, he's a jerk :S & you did NOT deserve it!
Erindub 0
Stop being so self concious. Its more of a turn off than belly rolls.
Sure_Thing 0
Today, i was fat and ugly, and yet my boyfriend still wanted to have sex with me. WAHHHH!
Jonathan33 0
^^^pwnd^^ but seriously, the only reason I don't **** fat chicks is because A) they can't keep up with the pace, or B) they ALWAYS want to be on top o_O
Sipos 0
I think what he meant was that you look good to him whatever your weight.
im_a_dinosaur 0
lose weight then
GodsOfWrath 0
He's the one who should be posting the FML, his girlfriend is John Candy.
thousandinone 0
YDI - If your only reason for not sleeping with him is not wanting him to see your stomach, YOU'RE the one being shallow. He's already with you; if you seriously think he'll leave you after seeing your stomach, the relationships obviously worthless to begin with. This is the equivalent of being hired onto a job, and your boss refusing to give you your paycheck because he's concerned that you'll quit if you see how little you're getting paid. News flash! He'll only work for so long without pay, and an unsatisfactory or nonexistent sex life is a perfectly valid reason to end a relationship.
snowmarfrapenis 0
Oh jeez. Well I mean it's mean that he said what he did. But you shouldn't just not want to give it up because of your stomach that's dumb, he should post this fml. but you know that's ok.
GodsOfWrath 0
HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME. I WAS GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND READING ALL THE FEMALE ONES. THAT'S REDICULOUS!