Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
First Dates
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Body issues
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Butcher_1419 0
but maybe she doesn't want to stick her finger down her throat after every meal, moonlit.
SupremeO 0
Don't be a douche, bulimia is a serious mental health and physical health risk, going to the gym is far better. Or a martial art. Moonlit is right, butcher is a dick, anon is also a dick and is probably fat too. The only thing that perpetuates the cycle of "fat" is being self-conscious about it. The overweight people I know don't go to the gym because they're self-conscious, but it won't change until you overcome fear of embarrassment! Good luck with whatever you do OP, if you're comfortable with your weight and its not a danger, be cool...
Woah_Its_Bree 0
exactaly! If you can find the right balance of confidence, and learn to love your flaws and turn them into your strenghs, then you can consider yourself a confident women. And nothing makes a women more sexier than that. Don't listen to anyone on here who are trying to make you feel worse. Where will that get you anways?! Focus on the good if you ever want to get anywhere, and that goes hand in hand with everything. You need to love your body if you ever expect anyone else to. by pointing it out, when there prob. not thinking of it only makes them notice it right? so if you work on yourself, for you, when you start seeing results, it will make all the differnce in the world and belive me, they will notice big time, and appreciate it if there worth it. Beauty starts within. Start beliving you can do anything, and find all the things about yourself that make you beauiful. your stomach has nothing to do with whats beautiful. who ever thinks that, just hasnt learnen enough about life. I know im confident in what i've wrote, since in 20 years young, and would never make anyone feel some of the ways other people have tried to on this post, and hundreds of others. Misery enjoys company, and never forget it. It's funny when i seen this post, i only looked at the comments, because right away i knew how rude people would be. So i thought i'd be one of those people on here with many others who gives you somthing to smile about. And to the ones who haven't watched their words, im sure you know someone who struggles. with weight maybe, but with anything really. And for one minute, you never thought about it. You took a stranger, laughed at them, and then you even felt good about it. Karma is a fan of everyones words. Thank goodness i only plan on keeping good karma apart of MY life. Good luck to yours however. you know someone batteling flaws. think of how low they would feel if they seen what you write to a total stanger. But what else would make the world go round? lol. just enjoy life girl, no one ever stops being a work in progress! && just remember, By plucking her petals, You do not gather the beauty of the flower.
LiveRS 7
thats the longest comment i've ever read on FML..
LiveRS 7
but i totally agree with you though!
_krystallynn_ 11
you dont have to stick a finger down your throat to lose weight. stupid shitsack. people really do battle bulimia everyday. asshole.
xoconnie 8
ouchhh. suckss forrr youuuu
z411811 0
iPhone!
moonlit_manga 0
hey BUTCHER heres some advice jackass: GO **** YOURSELF YOU PRICK!! i was givimg her advice and telling her its not to late if she wants to. and FYI I just got into sports you ass.
M0rt 0
Dude he's trolling just calm the **** down.
plexico 4
Say it with me, Toxi, SAY IT WITH ME!!!!!! PLUMPA HUMPA!!
epicwinmaster 0
"if you cant find a hole, stick it in a roll" You my friend, just won the game.
stupiddumbblonde 0
this does not mean she's fat.
ragsy 7
Clearly your boyfriend is into fat chicks.
anonymous69_fml 0
hey moonlit-your a ******* ass, lrn2spell, and lrn2notbesuchagoddamntroll hey OP-don't be fat
missvania 0
He doesn't mind your flaw. You should be happy. Its not fml.